This is our DUMB WHATEVER.
NOTE: We are NOT proud of ourselves for any of this.[Quite the opposite, it's actually pretty embarassing to admit to friends/relatives we actually spent time on this]
BUT, as Albert Einstein once said: "To the Simple-Minded Ignoramus, True Genius is Often Mistaken for Dumb Whatever."
Stainless Steel Mixing Bowl - Doubles As a Stylish Hat!
Tootsie Rolls? Delivered in DIAPERS?!?
NOTHING (in a variety of colors & sizes!)
Send someone a Jar of... Vaseline?!?
"Get Out Of Hell, Free" Card!
Box of... THOUGHTS? ...PRAYERS? ...Thoughts AND Prayers?!?
Regards, Thoughts, Prayers
1 Ice Cube - by regular USPS mail
Here is "Your Nickel Back"
Please Venmo Me "My Nickel Back"
"My Nickel Back" Card (plus "Your Nickel Back?!?")
Send "Dehydrated Water"
This is A Card
A Jar of... Vaseline?!? (in a box)