This is our DUMB WHATEVER.
NOTE: We are NOT proud of ourselves for any of this.[Quite the opposite, it's actually pretty embarassing to admit to friends/relatives we actually spent time on this]
BUT, as Albert Einstein once said: "To the Simple-Minded Ignoramus, True Genius is Often Mistaken for Dumb Whatever."
"Get Out Of Hell, Free" Card!
NOTHING (in a variety of colors & sizes!)
Here is "Your Nickel Back"
Please Venmo Me "My Nickel Back"
Tootsie Rolls? Delivered in DIAPERS?!?
"My Nickel Back" Card (plus "Your Nickel Back?!?")
1 Ice Cube - by regular USPS mail
Send "Dehydrated Water"
This is A Card