The Rejection Hotline® (New PREMIUM Number - now with TEXT-BACKS!)

Psychiatric Hotline (HumorHotlines.com - Get the phone number!)

HogwartsAdmissions.com - Find Out If YOU Have What It Takes To Get Into Hogwarts!

Divorce Hotline (HumorHotlines.com - Get the phone number!)

Daily Life Check Premium (New PREMIUM Number - Now with TEXT-BACKS!)

You are a PINK STARBURST. Don't Ever Let Anyone Treat You Like a Yellow Starburst!

BURN! ("Burn" Card + BURN CREAM!)

It's just a WORD! [Send MOIST Towelettes (with "M.O.I.S.T." explainer card!)]

4-Leaf-Clover LUCKY Penny! ("Whatever Pennies" from PennyWhatever.com)

(WISH UPON A) STAR Penny! ("Whatever Pennies" from PennyWhatever.com)

The GRADUATION Penny! (Because you can't put a diploma on necklace, bracelet, or keychain!)

PAW Penny! ("Whatever Pennies" from PennyWhatever.com)

Whatever Pennies! (10+ Varieties - All from PennyWhatever.com)

" Life Fouls " - Red and Yellow Card

LifeFouls.com Yellow Penalty Flag

LifeFouls.com Red Challenge Flag

LifeFouls.com Yellow Penalty Flag and/or Red Challenge Flag

LifeFouls.com EVERYTHING Pack!

ConfusingStuff.com: Send Random Puzzle Pieces (From different puzzles?!?)

ConfusingStuff.com: Send random TICKETS (with no clue what for!)

ConfusingStuff.com: A Deck of Cards Has Never Been So Confusing! ;)

ConfusingStuff.com: Send a random assortment (5+ items) of CONFUSING STUFF!

Send EMPTY ENVELOPES to friends! (Wait, what?! - and, WHY?!) #WTF

THAT'S A RED FLAG! - The "MINI" (+ Card) - SoManyRedFlags.com

RED FLAG (medium) - 12in x 18in Flag / 24 inch stick - SoManyRedFlags.com

RED FLAG (small) - 4-inch x 6-inch Flag / 10-inch stick - SoManyRedFlags.com