MILLION-Dollar [Whatever]?!?

We believe this will LITERALLY (technically) increase your net worth by 1 Million Dollars!

Example of THE MILLION DOLLAR BOX:

The Retail Value of this [WHATEVER] is $1,000,000! 
(One MILLION Dollars!?!)

The fact that we might offer a generous, limited-time discount of $999,990‚ (bringing the purchase price down slightly to $10) does NOT change the fact that You Own Something with A RETAIL VALUE OF $1,000,000! #Math