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MILLION-Dollar [Whatever]?!?
We believe this will LITERALLY (technically) increase your net worth by 1 Million Dollars!
Example of THE MILLION DOLLAR BOX:

The Retail Value of this [WHATEVER] is $1,000,000!
(One MILLION Dollars!?!)
The fact that we might offer a generous, limited-time discount of $999,990‚ (bringing the purchase price down slightly to $10) does NOT change the fact that You Own Something with A RETAIL VALUE OF $1,000,000! #Math