@HumorHotlines presents: THE Rejection Hotline® (RejectionHotline.com)
The ORIGINAL "Rejection Hotline" Audio:

Background: Originally created as a joke way back in the early 2000's (intended as a last-resort, a fake number for those who can't take a hint or won't take "no" for an answer), The Rejection Hotline® (and our 200+ other Humor Hotlines) had a great run – 10+ years, 475 Million phone calls, etc. – but we were forced to sell off the 2500+ phone numbers and shut down the company in 2014 (long story). HOWEVER, there is now a COMEBACK underway as part of "The Whatever Network!" (and our "ReThinking Startups / ReThinking Whatever" Programs!)
COMING SOON: Rejection Hotline 2.0!
(with SMS Auto-Reply for texts!)
MORE [whatever] COMING SOON! ~ info@CoFounderator.com to maybe work w/ us?