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The Rejection Hotline® (

RejectionHotline-dot-com-TheWhateverNetwork "Hello. This is NOT the person you were trying to call! You've reached THE REJECTION HOTLINE® because, unfortunately, the person who gave you this number did NOT want you to have their REAL number..."


 BACKGROUND: Originally created as a joke way back in the early 2000's  (intended as a last-resort, a fake number for those who can't take a hint or won't take "no" for an answer),The Rejection Hotline® (and our 200+ other Humor Hotlines) had a great run – 10+ years, 475 Million phone calls, etc. – but we were forced to sell off the 2500+ phone numbers and shut down the company in 2013 (long story). HOWEVER, we are now attempting a COMEBACK as part of "Audio Whatever" and “The Whatever Network!


NEW IN 2016:
The Rejection Hotline® received more than 200+ Million Calls since inception (10+ years)... but, all that time, when people TEXTED the number ("Hey hottie, wut up?"), unfortunately, nothing happened and the joke was lost :(

But we finally have a solution!!!

The Premium Rejection Hotline® 2.0 is a different number - where callers still hear the Rejection Hotline message, but people who text it, well, they get a Rejection Hotline TEXT-BACK AUTO-REPLY! :-)  Click here for the NEW Rejection Hotline 2.0!