"Hello! This is NOT the person you were trying to call! You've reached THE REJECTION HOTLINE® because the person who gave you this number did NOT want you to have their REAL number..."
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Background: Originally created as a joke way back in the early 2000's (intended as a last-resort, a fake number for those who can't take a hint or won't take "no" for an answer),The Rejection Hotline® (and our 200+ other Humor Hotlines) had a great run – 10+ years, 475 Million phone calls, etc. – but we were forced to sell off the 2500+ phone numbers and shut down the company in 2013 (long story). HOWEVER, there is now a COMEBACK underway as part of "The Whatever Network!"