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DISCLAIMER: We are fully aware of the severity of the situation. Our heart goes out to all those who are suffering; and our most sincere appreciation to healthcare workers, grocery store workers, and all those working so hard and risking so much during these unprecedented times. With that said... we've heard on more than one occasion that smiles and laughter and entertainment is needed now, perhaps more than ever! So we hope everyone will see these satirical products as the jokes they are intended to be - and understand that we mean no offense or disrespect to anyone!
Social Distancing String

Social Distancing String
NEW: "If I Can Hit You With My Noodle, You're Too Close!" Social Distancing Pool Noodle

NEW: "If I Can Hit You With My Noodle, You're Too Close!" Social Distancing Pool Noodle
NEW: "If you get hit, it's your own fault for being TOO F***ING CLOSE!" Social Distancing Pool Cue

NEW: "If you get hit, it's your own fault for being TOO F***ING CLOSE!" Social Distancing Pool Cue
REAL Doctors are Busy Saving Lives!! Please consult THIS "Doctor" first!

REAL Doctors are Busy Saving Lives!! Please consult THIS "Doctor" first!
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Finally! We finally found some TOILET PAPER!!!

Finally! We finally found some TOILET PAPER!!!
Emergency Toilet Paper! [Card(s)]

Emergency Toilet Paper! [Card(s)]
Emergency Toilet Paper: 8-1/2" x 11", College Rule, 3-Hole Punched, Loose-Leaf Paper

Emergency Toilet Paper: 8-1/2" x 11", College Rule, 3-Hole Punched, Loose-Leaf Paper
Social Distancing Samurai Sword (Fake / Toy / FOAM)

Social Distancing Samurai Sword (Fake / Toy / FOAM)
Social Distancing Samurai Sword! (REAL!)

Social Distancing Samurai Sword! (REAL!)
Emergency Toilet Paper - Copy/Printer Paper, 8.5 x 11 Inches, 500 sheets per ream

Emergency Toilet Paper - Copy/Printer Paper, 8.5 x 11 Inches, 500 sheets per ream
Emergency Toilet Paper: Paper Plates

Emergency Toilet Paper: Paper Plates
Emergency Toilet Paper - SAND PAPER - Aluminum Oxide Sandpaper, Coarse, 9-Inch by 11-Inch

Emergency Toilet Paper - SAND PAPER - Aluminum Oxide Sandpaper, Coarse, 9-Inch by 11-Inch
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"It Could Always Suck More" Cards!

"It Could Always Suck More" Cards!
"IT COULD ALWAYS SUCK MORE" Reminder Wristbands! #Motivation #Inspiration #PERSPECTIVE

"IT COULD ALWAYS SUCK MORE" Reminder Wristbands! #Motivation #Inspiration #PERSPECTIVE
Emergency Toilet Paper - Corrugated Cardboard Sheet Pads 1/16" Thick 8.5 x 11 (Pack of 100)

Emergency Toilet Paper - Corrugated Cardboard Sheet Pads 1/16" Thick 8.5 x 11 (Pack of 100)
Emergency Toilet Paper - Reynolds Wrap Heavy Duty Aluminum Foil

Emergency Toilet Paper - Reynolds Wrap Heavy Duty Aluminum Foil
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It Could Always Suck More T-Shirt

It Could Always Suck More T-Shirt
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It Could Always Suck More Extra Soft (Tri-Blend)

It Could Always Suck More Extra Soft (Tri-Blend)
"Get Out Of Hell, Free" Card!

"Get Out Of Hell, Free" Card!
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