NEW: "If I Can Hit You With My Noodle, You're Too Close!" Social Distancing Pool Noodle
Note: Actual length of Noodle is only 5 feet; HOWEVER, the length of an average human's arm is much longer than 1 foot. So, when you swing your noodle, the total reach will be greater than the 6 Feet recommended by the CDC for Social Distancing.
- Prior to 2020, these noodles were great for the beach, swimming pool, cargo padding, and ice rink bumpers.
- Now, in 2020, they are great for Yoga and Stretching and maintaining proper Social Distancing! (Just swing your noodle in all directions; and, if you hit someone, well, then they were too f***ing close!)
- High Density Pool Noodle, flexible and durable.
- No Hole for greater bouyancy; Filled center
- Made in North America.
- No harmful chemicals.
- Not a lifesaving device.