NEW: "If I Can Hit You With My Noodle, You're Too Close!" Social Distancing Pool Noodle

NEW: "If I Can Hit You With My Noodle, You're Too Close!" Social Distancing Pool Noodle

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  • $19.69


Note: Actual length of Noodle is only 5 feet; HOWEVER, the length of an average human's arm is much longer than 1 foot. So, when you swing your noodle, the total reach will be greater than the 6 Feet recommended by the CDC for Social Distancing.

  • Prior to 2020, these noodles were great for the beach, swimming pool, cargo padding, and ice rink bumpers.
  • Now, in 2020, they are great for Yoga and Stretching and maintaining proper Social Distancing! (Just swing your noodle in all directions; and, if you hit someone, well, then they were too f***ing close!)
  • High Density Pool Noodle, flexible and durable. 
  • No Hole for greater bouyancy; Filled center
  • Made in North America.
  • No harmful chemicals.
  • Not a lifesaving device.
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