Become AN INSTANT MILLIONAIRE! (Literally?!)
We believe this will LITERALLY (technically) increase your net worth byÃ‚ aÃ‚ Million Dollars!
The Retail Value of the Card is $1,000,000!Ã‚ (One MILLION Dollars!!)The fact that we might offer a generous, limited-time discount of $999,999Ã‚ (bringing the purchase price down slightly to $1.00)Ã‚ does NOT change the fact thatÃ‚ Ã‚ You Own Something with a RETAIL VALUE OFÃ‚ A RETAIL VALUE OFÃ‚ $1,000,000!Ã‚ #Math
**EXAMPLE of how we might announce your new MILLIONAIRE STATUS on Twitter - with your permission - totally optional: