Become AN INSTANT MILLIONAIRE! (Literally?!)
We believe this will LITERALLY (technically) increase your net worth byÂ aÂ Million Dollars!
The Retail Value of the Card is $1,000,000!Â (One MILLION Dollars!!)The fact that we might offer a generous, limited-time discount of $999,999Â (bringing the purchase price down slightly to $1.00)Â does NOT change the fact thatÂ Â You Own Something with a RETAIL VALUE OFÂ A RETAIL VALUE OFÂ $1,000,000!Â #Math
**EXAMPLE of how we might announce your new MILLIONAIRE STATUS on Twitter - with your permission - totally optional: