Become AN INSTANT MILLIONAIRE! (Literally?!)

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We believe this will LITERALLY (technically) increase your net worth by 1 Million Dollars!

The Retail Value of the Card is $1,000,000!‚ (One MILLION Dollars!!)

The fact that we might offer a generous, limited-time discount of $999,999‚ (bringing the purchase price down slightly to $1.00) does NOT change the fact that You Own Something with A RETAIL VALUE OF $1,000,000! #Math

**EXAMPLE of how we might announce your new MILLIONAIRE STATUS on Twitter - with your permission - totally optional:

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