"I MAKE POOP" Wristbands
Regardless of age, of race, or of gender;
If you're short or tall or heavy or slender...
We've all laughed, we've all cried,
All had loved ones who've died.
No, life isn't always fair;
The mix of joy and despair.
But every human on this Earth,
Has been united since birth,
By a bond that unites us,
Though rarely discussed much...
This shared experience,
Is nothing mysterious,
Just a biological act,
Which may sound crass, but it's fact.
So here's a secret for you,
That I know to be true,
We're all part of one group.
And, just like you, I MAKE POOP!