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Rejection Hotline

The Re-Launches of RejectionHotline.com and HumorHotlines.com (and much more "whatever") are (still?!) under construction, but, in the meantime:

"Hello! This is NOT the person you were trying to call! You've reached THE REJECTION HOTLINE® because the person who gave you this number did NOT want you to have their REAL number..."


 Background: Originally created as a joke way back in the early 2000's  (intended as a last-resort, a fake number for those who can't take a hint or won't take "no" for an answer),The Rejection Hotline® (and our 200+ other Humor Hotlines) had a great run – 10+ years, 475 Million phone calls, etc. – but we were forced to sell off the 2500+ phone numbers and shut down the company in 2013 (long story). HOWEVER, there is now a COMEBACK underway as part of "The Whatever Network!"

NEW: Rejection Hotline 2.0!
        (now with SMS Auto-Reply for texts!)

New Stuff! First Look!


SaveThePennies.org - Spend a dollar and SAVE A PENNY!(It will cost $1.01 when we launch for real. But it's set to $0.02 while we're still testing some things -- all feedback appreciated!)

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(It will cost $1.00 when we launch for real. But it's set to $0.01 while we're still testing some things -- all feedback appreciated!!)