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Overview / Contents (Scroll Down for All of the Following)

  • The Original Rejection Hotline®
    (plus NEW 2.0 version, now with Text-Backs!
  • LISTEN TO AUDIO PREVIEWS
  • Humor Hotlines! (1/2 are FREE!)
  • MP3 Downloads! (1/2 are FREE!)
  • 50% DISCOUNT CODE for PREMIUM audio
  • 10+ AudioWTF.com micro-sites
  • Coming Soon: MUCH MORE! (Including Private/Personal and/or Custom Humor Hotlines numbers!)

The Original Rejection Hotline® (plus NEW version 2.0, now with Text-Backs!)

"Hello! This is NOT the person you were trying to call! You've reached THE REJECTION HOTLINE® because the person who gave you this number did NOT want you to have their REAL number..."
 ↓ FULL AUDIO PREVIEW:

Call:  605-475-6968
RejectionHotline.com

NOTE: The Original Rejection Hotline® received 200+ Million Calls over 10+ years; but we created it back before texting was even a thing (so nothing happened if you texted). MANY years later, we finally created:
NEW: Rejection Hotline 2.0!
(now with SMS Auto-Reply for texts!)
NEW Rejection Hotline 2.0 - now with text-backs!
(Call it OR Text it!)


[Rejection Hotline BACKGROUND: Originally created as a joke way back in the early 2000's (intended as a last-resort, a fake number for those who can't take a hint or won't take "no" for an answer),The Rejection Hotline® (and our 200+ other Humor Hotlines) had a great run – 10+ years, 475 Million phone calls, etc. – but we were forced to sell off the 2500+ phone numbers and shut down the company in 2013 (long story). HOWEVER, there is now a COMEBACK underway as part of "The Whatever Network!"]

Listen to AUDIO PREVIEWS



... HUMOR HOTLINES: 1/2 are FREE! ~ 1/2 are *Premium ($0.69 - $0.99)


HumorHotlines.com

FREE:


THE (ORIGINAL) REJECTION HOTLINE:
(200+ Million Calls!)
605-475-6968

Outsource A Friendship to India: 
(20+ Million Calls!)
605-475-6966

Psychiatric Hotline:
(20+ Million Calls!)
605-475-6967

(more here)

*PREMIUM ($0.69 - $0.99)
*Note: We went out of business in 2013 after giving away all our content for free. We're attempting a comeback where we give away half for free and charge less than a dollar for the rest. Please don't sent us hate mail! The alternative was keeping the whole thing shut down :/  *Note 2: Scroll down for 50% off discount code! 

•Automated Sobriety Test: 

(6 Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

Bad Breath Notification:
(18 Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

Divorce Hotline:
(4 Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

Hogwarts Admissions Office:
(6 Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

How to Entertain An Idiot: 
(20+ Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

Human Resources:
(5 Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

It Could Always Suck More:
(20+ Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

Jury Duty Prank:
(13 Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

Angry Santa:
(20+ Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

Sex Addiction Intervention:
(14 Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX

Stop Complaining!!!: 
(3 Million Calls!)
(XXX) XXX-XXXX
 

... MP3 Downloads: 1/2 are FREE! ~ 1/2 are *Premium ($0.69 - $0.99)

(To listen yourself whenever you want AND/OR to send directly to friends or post on social media, WHATEVER!)
MP3 Downloads


*Get 50% DISCOUNT CODE for all our PREMIUM Audio Whatever


NOTE: The DISCOUNT CODE for 50% off all AudioWhatever.com PREMIUM contents is: 

Humr.us/audio

(Yep, the DISCOUNT CODE for 50% off all PREMIUM Audio is actually one of our short url links: "Humr.us/audio")

... 10+ AudioWTF.com micro-sites

10+ single-page, audio-based, micro-sites:
Coming Soon!
BreakingUpIsEasyToDo.com

ItCouldAlwaysSuckMore.com,

ListenForLuck.com,

PissedOffPoet.com,
 
DrunkAlex.com,

Much More Coming Soon!!!

(Coming Soon: MUCH MORE!)

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Much More Coming Soon!!!
Please CONTACT US if you want to work on any of the above!