You are a PINK STARBURST. Don't Ever Let Anyone Treat You Like a Yellow Starburst!
It's just a WORD! [Send MOIST Towelettes (with "M.O.I.S.T." explainer card!)]
CILANTRO by Mail?!? Because some people HATE CILANTRO (but LOVE Telling Us About It!)
SoManyRedFlags.com: Symbolic Red Flag Reminders & Warnings (in so many sizes!)
Send EMPTY ENVELOPES to friends! (Wait, what?! - and, WHY?!) #WTF
LifeFouls.com Yellow Penalty Flag and/or Red Challenge Flag