FREE: Download & Print - EMERGENCY TOILET PAPER!

NOTE: When you complete the "purchase" below (which we put in quotes, because it costs $0.00), it will download a printable .PDF file, which is MOSTLY a blank page, but has this at the bottom:

Yes, we know it would look better in color - maybe some BROWN?! - BUT, we also know that people tend to get mad when you "waste" their color ink for jokes... (and we've heard a lot of people are printing this to the printer's of friends, family, and... even STRANGERS who haven't password-protected their printers!!)