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NOTE: We have shut down our TrumpHotline.com website.
We have removed the audio (  ) from our Trump Hotline phone numbers.

For a limited time, you can send a text message to one of the numbers to receive a text-back auto-reply explaining our rationale for shutting it down: 

330-DONALD-6  /  ( 330-366-2536 )
(text messages only)

201-DONALD-0  /  ( 201-366-2530 )
(text messages only)
The Original Rejection Hotline® (RejectionHotline.com)

The Original Rejection Hotline® (RejectionHotline.com)
The Rejection Hotline® (New PREMIUM Number - now with TEXT-BACKS!)

The Rejection Hotline® (New PREMIUM Number - now with TEXT-BACKS!)
It Could Always Suck More (HumorHotlines.com - Get the phone number!)

It Could Always Suck More (HumorHotlines.com - Get the phone number!)
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Bad Breath Notification (Get the phone number!)
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HogwartsAdmissions.com: (New PREMIUM Hogwarts Hotline - now you can call it OR text it!)

HogwartsAdmissions.com: (New PREMIUM Hogwarts Hotline - now you can call it OR text it!)
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Daily Life Check Premium (New PREMIUM Number - Now with TEXT-BACKS!)
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PASSWORD-PROTECTED CONTENT: 10+ Humor Hotline Numbers!
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SUBSCRIBERS-ONLY: 10+ Humor Hotline Numbers!