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Humor Hotlines 

NOTE: We have shut down our TrumpHotline.com website.
We have removed the audio (  ) from our Trump Hotline phone numbers.

For a limited time, you can send a text message to one of the numbers to receive a text-back auto-reply explaining our rationale for shutting it down: 

330-DONALD-6  /  ( 330-366-2536 )
(text messages only)

201-DONALD-0  /  ( 201-366-2530 )
(text messages only)
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