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COMING SOON! (or, soon-ISH)
"Breakups" via...

Audio? Video?
Cards? Postcards?
Tshirts? Stickers?
Physical Products?
Digital Products?
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Or old-school Mad-Libs-Style things like this:

I'm sorry but, unfortunately, this is the end of   

I know that you may think I am  by ending it this way, but it's only because 

I know this may come as

and I can't really explain it except to say that

Believe me, this is as difficult for me as

and it hurts me as much as

In closing, I just want to say that I am very 

and I really hope that we can still 

I will never forget the time

Anyway, I hope you understand

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