~ [Rated-R(ish?)] 69whatever.com

Look, we're not claiming this is the most mature site/page/theme in the world, but...
I speak around the country as an expert on Virality and I am fascinated by pop-culture phenomena; and, regardless of how juvenile it might be, the fact is that there are VERY few NUMBERS that can instantly elicit such a strong response from so many people!!! [Giggles? Eye-rolls? or whatever Ariana Grande makes us feel with her 34+35 (69) song?!?]

If you can get past your initial reaction and really stop and think about it, it really is an amazing phenomenon! 

Like most of our stuff, this page is a work in progress, but imagine an e-commerce shop that contains 69 products, all of which are one of these:
A) everything costs $69.00 or $0.69 
 everything Is sold in a quantity of 69? 
everything features "69" on the product:



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