PART-Time Partners needed to test / re-launch / manage / market (one, some, or all of) the following:

www.AUDIOwhatever.com / www.PHONEwhatever.com / www.TEXTwhatever.com

• FREE MP3 downloads?  (Products as Content as Marketing?)
• PAID/PREMIUM MP3 downloads? 
• FREE HUMOR HOTLINE NUMBERS (audio/calls only?) 
• PAID/PREMIUM (2.0) HOTLINE Numbers (calls and/or text-backs). 
• $0.99? (number only guaranteed for 30 days?)
  $1.99? (number guaranteed for a year and/or receive an email with the new number any time we swap it out?)
  Packages and/or Subscriptions? New numbers monthly
• CUSTOM and/or PERSONALIZED Numbers??

(Note: The following may be OLD LISTS - and will need to be double-checked before assigning or promoting) 

CATEGORIES?  AudioHaHa.com, AudioAwesome.com, HolidayHaHa.com, JustThoughtYouShouldKnow.com, AudioHonesty.com, FYImessage.com, AudioComments.com, AudioTimers.com.com, www.HumorHotlines.com, (MyResponseIs.com: Audio + Video + Images)...
MORE (Jeff, find lists)

Concept-Specific MICRO-SITES:

• www.RejectionHotline.com
• www.SorryWrongNumber.com 
• www.555alternative.com
• www.YouGotGhosted.com 
• www.HogwartsHotline.com / HogwartsAdmissions.com 
• www.AutomatedSobrietyTest.com
• www.GoatCall.com
• www.DrunkAlex.com
• www.AudioHonesty.com 
• www.FYImessage.com
• 60SecondsThatWillSaveLives.com
• AdviceBeforeDates.com 
• BreakingUpIsEasyToDo.com 
• DailyLifeCheck.com 
• DrunkAlex.com
• ItCouldAlwaysSuckMore.com 
• ListenForLuck.com
• PissedOffPoet.com
• www.JustThoughtYouShouldKnow.com
• MyResponses.com / MyResponseIs.com
• DefinitionsDelivered.com / DefinitionDelivery.com
  MORE (Jeff, find lists) 

Examples of some original / audio-only hotlines:

Examples of some new / Premium Numbers (calls AND TEXTS!)

• xxx-xxx-xxxx
  
• XXX-XXX-XXXX
  

• Hogwarts Hotline ---

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• Prank Assistant: 401-200-4628

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[More PhoneWhatever.com Stuff]

CALLING ALL Twilio/Plivo Developers! 
MANY projects!!  (Talk to us!) - Among our many phone-related ideas/domains, we also have: 

announcementcalls.com, betherightcallerandwin.com, breakupdialer.com, callforluck.com, callsofkindness.com, calltoconfess.com, comedydialer.com, commenthotline.com, commentnumber.com, hogwartshotline.com, humorcalls.com, humorhotlines.com, interventioncalls.com, interventionhotline.com, invitecalls.com, maybenumber.com, musicdialer.com, newscalls.com, randomcalls.com, randomcallsofkindness.com, randomhotlines.com, randomtextsofkindness.com, rejectionhotline.com, screennumber.com, sorrywrongnumber.com, spoofdialer.com, textdialer.com, textmessageroulette.com, textmycellphone.com, textroulette.com, textsofkindness.com, thankyoucalls.com, therejectionhotline.com, trumphotline.com, venthotline.com, voicemaildialer.com, 555alternative.com

NO, we do NOT think t-shirts are a good business idea (overly-crowded space, no barriers to entry, etc.). HOWEVER… 
A) our “Products as Content as Marketing” philosophy creates value beyond sales, 
B) Tshirts are an easy, no-risk way to test MANY ReThinkingStartups.com strategies & marketing initiatives —
C) plus we do have a few new outside-the-bulb “ReThinking Tshirts” concepts we’ve been sitting on for a while!

Products as Content as Marketing as...

A cross-promotional network (of 50+ online Tshirt businesses?!)... Managed COLLECTIVELY; Marketed INDIVIDUALLY (by ReThinkingStartups.com program participants / entrepreneurs, marketers, influencers, etc.), all benefiting from shared resources, pooled knowledge, #CollaborativeCompetitions, and...

Note: This page would be 3 times as long as it already is if I explained every rationale, viral premise, cross-promotional tie-in, etc. for each concept below. Just trust me when I say that NONE are just a random thought of "hey, let's put XYZ on a tshirt"
Please ASK US about any that you are intrigued by (or confused by)... 

• www.ColorWhatever.com

Note: It's not about these particular designs - it's about the drawing/coloring on shirts concept, the coloring book drawings on shirts, the Crayola potential, etc. 

• www.ImakePoop.com
  #Truth #BestBabyGiftEver

• www.FillInTheBlankShirts.com

MANY "Fill In The _____ Shirts" Concepts for You to Choose From!

P.S. And perhaps internal competitions where everyone picks one of these?

Always Be Yourself. (Unless You Can Be ______!) 
Life is _____!
YO_O... You Only _____ Once
XXL Property Of _______________
Don't Worry; Be ______________
If At First You Don't Succeed, ____________
Kiss Me, I'm __________
I'm With ____________
My _________ Went to ________ And All I Got Was This Damn Tshirt!
JUST _______ IT!
VOTE FOR _________
I [heart] __________.
Keep Calm And ________.
Straight Outta _________.
_________ AF!
My Spirit Animal Is _______.

• www.LeapfrogWithUnicorns.com

• A) www.LivingTheStartupDream.com vs. 
  B) www.WordToYourStartup.com

• A) www.ShartShirts.com vs. B) www.MyShartDontStink.com

...and/or maybe THIS EPIC BATTLE:

• www.MoistShirts.com

...Perhaps in partnership with MoistWHATEVER.com?

• www.ConfusingShirts.com

***But, remember, we're constantly A-B Testing EVERYTHING, so... 
Why not share resources, duplicate everything, and also test...

#MultipleEggs #MultipleBaskets #SharedResources #EconomiesOfScale #CompetingWhileCollaborating

P.S. And if we're already doing WingDings... and Binary... is it really THAT much extra time/effort to also do Morse Code? or Braille? or Chinese? or Russian? or...?

P.P.S. And if we're already creating/marketing ConfusingShirts.com, why not also use it as an umbrella to test 5, 10, or 20 other stand-alone concepts that could also make sense under that same theme of "Confusing"... 

P.P.P.S. Be sure to ask us about how "The Whatever Network" would not only cross-promote the MANY other TshirtWhatever.com brands/shops, but also tying together multiple product/content/whatever "verticals" - for example ConfusingShirts.com & ConfusingCards.com & ConfusingStuff.com under yet another layer of resource-sharing via ConfusingWHATEVER.com! [Seriously, our MASTER PLAN goes ridiculously deep!]

• www.TheRinShirt.com

• www.ItCouldAlwaysSuckMore.com

• www.LookMeInTheEyes.com

• A) www.SpelingShirts.com vs. B) www.SpellingShirts.com

• www.aBarbecueStainOnMyWhiteTshirt.com

Note: If you haven't heard the country song that references this, just skip this one

(perhaps part of www.YouHaveSomethingOnYourShirt.com?)

• www.HashtagHoodie.com

• www.WordyShirty.com

.
.. Did we mention we really like the benefits of Collaborative Competitions & Competitive Collaborations...??  

• www.NumberWhatever.com
  

And, as VIRAL Marketers, we are fascinated by the magical powers of a NUMBER that can instantly make people giggle (or cringe)...  

And please ask us how these "Timely Message" shirts (below) tie in to some bigger plans for several TimelyMessage.com concepts...

• A) www.ItLooksLikeaDuck.com vs. B) www.ItQuacksLikeaDuck.com

This will not be for everyone,
but sometimes we A-B Test
"PG" vs. "Rated-R"

And, as you'll notice is our pattern, we are constantly cross-promoting related products/content - even though it may be an entirely different team of entrepreneurs running these other sites - for example:

P.S. 

Sorry, I got a little distracted...
So, where was I?
Oh, right, T-Shirts!

CardWhatever.com
Re-Thinking: Business Cards and/or Postcards 
- as a smaller/cheaper alternative to traditional greeting cards?
- as a new (cheaper!) Creative Content Canvas? 
- as a mini Publishing Platform?!? 
- as a physical representation, pass-around version, of internet memes?!

A:  Re-Thinking traditional GREETING CARDS...


NOTE: T-shirts are the most common canvas for commercialized creative expression... But, what if there was another canvas for creative commercial expression that was 1000x cheaper and easier to produce? 1000x lighter in weight for shipping? That fit easily in pockets, wallets, purses, and was easily distributed (as a hand-out, a leave-behind, slid under a door or into a locker, etc.)?   

B, C, D, E, F... "Business Cards" as a new/cheap/mini content canvas:
Humor, Art, Social Movements, FYI Messages, Political Statements, Random Nonsense, Inspiration/Motivation... anything you've seen on t-shirts (or online image memes?!), we're gonna put it on cards! Will they ALL catch on and/or go viral? Of course not! But we're pretty good at creating/understanding viral content - and we can distribute a THOUSAND cards, for the same cost as ONE Tshirt! And every card is simultaneously: the product, the content, AND the marketing - ALL IN ONE!

NOTE: Most will not have a unique domain name, but here are some that might:

HolidayWhatever.com?

MotivationWhatever.com?

DuckingDucks.com?

ItCouldAlwaysSuckMore.com?

[part of?] AnimalWhatever.com?

[part of?] DumbWhatever.com? 

HogwartsAdmissions.com?

YouGotCarded.com - "Happy Hump Day" Video A:
 

ConfessionCard.com?

100+ Varieties Ready For Launch (100,000+ cards in physical inventory)... 100+ New (Better!) Designs Coming Soon -- IN NEED OF DESIGNER PARTNER/CO-FOUNDER/ETC.

MINI Greeting Cards  |  Motivation  |  Reminders & Notifications  |  Functional / Useful  |  Humor (PG)  |  Confusing  |  Rated-R (YouGotCarded.com)  |  Miscellaneous  |  ALL

We're kinda RE-Thinking "Memes" as MORE than just INTERNET Memes... Introducing MEMES IN REAL LIFE?!?

www.MemeWhatever.com for the first 10!

A. ConfusingStuff.com:

Quick Explainer Video (15 SECONDS)

Short story: Confuse your friends by sending them CONFUSING STUFF in the mail - starting at only $1.00?!
Longer story: Please ask Jeff to explain the strategic and viral principles involved with ConfusingStuff.com!

B. ConfusingShirts.com (several varieties explained in TshirtWhatever.com section)

C. ConfusingCards.com [any number of CardWhatever.com products that make you say evoke a response of confusion ("WTF?!")]

1. Spend a Dollar... to CLAIM A MINUTE?!? 
WhateverMinutes.com
Dedicate a minute...?
Sponsor a minute...?
Gift a minute...?
WHATEVER!

2. Spend a Dollar... to Send Messages to Dead Friends or Relatives?!? (wait, what?!?)
  

3. Spend a Dollar... to CONFESS YOUR SINS?!?
(And Receive a "Get Out of Hell, Free" GUARANTEE?!?) 

 4. Spend a Dollar... to SEND SOMEONE AN EMPTY ENVELOPE! (wait, what?! - and WHY?!)

5. Spend a Dollar... to SAVE A PENNY?!?

6. Spend a Dollar... to instantly (literally!?) BECOME A MILLIONAIRE!

7 - 100:  To be announced at our PitchingForPartners.com info sessions to be launched via our ReThinkingStartups.com PART-Time Programs!

 A) Please ask us to explain what "Motivation Marks" are and the premises behind them.
B) One of our ideas for a head-to-head competition between 2 teams is www.Motivacelets.com vs. www.Inspiracelets.com
C) MANY Motivation Cards! (and subscription ideas - particularly for "Office Moms" or community leaders or you know the type, the overly peppy "Happy Monday!" people :)

D. This seems as a good a place as any to mention that we have ~100 yet-to-be-released video teasers for many of the concepts on this page.

F. Kinda the complete opposite of motivation, but one of our columns that I think is super-important to get people to understand is: 

“NEVER QUIT!” is Great Motivational Advice - IN SPORTS. (Because "NEVER" = "MINUTES" for ATHLETES). But... Holy Shit! Please stop "encouraging" ENTREPRENEURS to "NEVER QUIT"... That is reckless / dangerous advice when “NEVER” is YEARS or… FOREVER!?! [Good motivational advice from sports is literally RUINING LIVES in Startups!] [Full column]

A) Some legitimately serious concepts, for example this one, which is closer to a "more traditional tech startup" - albeit with a more non-traditional twist:

B. Some "Serious-Yet-Also-Fun" ones:

 C. And some "Not-So-Serious" (And "NOT-SO-SAFE-FOR-WORK")

[NOTE: I am getting tired and going to bed... I'm sure it will likely be weeks/months or years before I come back and add more / finish this page]

12+ CharityWhatever.com Viral Fundraisers and/or 12 MonthlyMovements.com Social Movements (possibly overlapping - but all using our ViralWhatever.com experience/expertise for Social Good!)

• RandomJobsOfKindness.com
• [TBA: Make-A-Wish Foundation concept] (2)
• [TBA: Multiple Cancer Charities]
• March of Dimes fundraiser concept: AprilOfDimes.com?
• Kindness project (multiple)
• (Multiple Causes project)
• FreeUmbrellas.org
• 60SecondsThatWillSaveLives.com
• ColorAmerica.org / ColorUSA.org
• CauseCards.org
• CharityWhatever.com / MonthlyMovements.com
• (Jeff - add the rest later - causes, cards, coins, etc.)

[I will fill this section in later... but please, someone ask me about "Viral on V" and "The Million XXX"]

Below is JUST ONE example of our "Multiple Eggs / Multiple Baskets" approach (how we plan to re-use the same resources, processes, technology, whatever to launch/test MANY "Starter Startups!" - while simultaneously RE-THINKING traditional perspectives... on Startups? Side Hustles? Labels? Goals? Success Metrics? Status Quo Bias?)

Would it be worth the time and effort to create any ONE of the concepts below, individually? Maybe. But Probably Not. HOWEVER, it's a totally different story - and a key part of our "Whatever Network" Master Plan - if you take all the costs FOR THE FIRST ONE (both dollars and, even more valuable, all the TIME - spent learning, building, testing, tweaking, optimizing, etc.) and divide all those dollars and hours by TEN (10 DIFFERENT MVP TESTS!)... Forget about just "A-B Testing" - this is more like A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-TESTING!

Try to experience each one individually and try to temporarily forget that you know about all the others. We will have different teams/people marketing each concept in different ways, to different audiences - so a first time visitor will not be distracted by "oh, this is just one of many" 

A.
WhateverMinutes.com

B.
15MinutesOfWhatever.com

15MinutesOfWhatever.com will give you "15 MINUTES OF: Self-Promotion? Frustrated Rants? Follow-Requests? WHATEVER!"

C.
MessagesToBeyond.com

The OFFICIAL site for sending messages to dead friends and relatives! 

(Wait, what?!?)

If you believe it's even POSSIBLE that Heaven exists, isn't it POSSIBLE such a perfect paradise would have Super-Fast WiFi?! So, how can you justify NOT using a site like MessagesToBeyond.com to SEND MESSAGES TO LOVED ONES! [Only $1.00/msg]

D.
CallToConfess.com

In association with ConfessionCard.com:

Use our new ONLINE Confession Service - and receive our "No-Hell Guarantee!"

E.
WishWhatever.com

WishWhatever.com's "WISH MINUTES!" (11:11am or 11:11pm)

NOTE: Unlike "Birthday Candle Wishes" (that must be kept secret), your "11:11 WISH-MINUTE" Wish is PUBLIC (so others can help put good "wish vibes" out there for you!), posted publicly at www.WishWhatever.com & via The OFFICIAL TimelyMessage.com Calendar!

F.
ProofOfPrediction.com

G, H, I, J...
[More]

A few more currently under construction:

P.S. If, IF, IF you enjoy Rated-R humor, memes, etc. there is an entire portfolio of products you can choose from!  But, if that's NOT your thing, I promise there are PLENTY more focused around more wholesome topics! :) (MotivationWhatever.com, CharityWhatever.com, AnimalWhatever.com, PennyWhatever.com... RandomJobsOfKindness.com?)

Currently (temporarily?) ALL TimelyMessage.com concepts above will have their submissions displayed (Publicly! #UserGeneratedContent) via ONE TimelyMessage.com MASTER CALENDAR. Any/all can be spun off into a separate site with it's own calendar if/when it makes sense to do so.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And, remember, there are only...

...525,600 Minutes!