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S.H.I.T. Meals?!?
(Simple! Healthy! Inexpensive! Tasty!)

Yep! - ShitMeals.com & EatShitMeals.com ;-)

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RealMealDelivery: We deliver your meal, hot and ready-to-eat. No measuring, chopping or cooking! Plans starting at only $7.00 / month save you 50% off traditional take out!  Fresh, made-from-scratch meals prepared by our chef...  

Skip the stress of meal planning and grocery shopping! $20 minimum order. No delivery fee! Same day delivery if order by 4pm EST.  
Click Here for 50% off to get you started - with Real Meal Delivery!

 


Freshly
 offers chef-prepared, all-natural, gourmet meals delivered to customers' doorsteps through a weekly subscription model. “Healthy” means that our menu is designed using whole, natural ingredients - every meal is packed with high-quality proteins, heart-healthy fats, and nutrient-dense carbohydrates. Freshly meals will NEVER contain gluten, refined sugars, or artificial additives. Meals arrive fresh, never frozen, and are ready to eat within 3 minutes.

 

Plated delivers fresh, pre-portioned ingredients to your door so that you can relax and enjoy the cooking experience. Each week, 7 chef-designed recipes are featured on the menu. The dishes include 4 healthy meat & fish options and 3 unique vegetarian dishes. All of the ingredients you need arrive fresh to your door. Read through your step-by-step recipe cards & get ready to cook up some fun! It's as simple as 1-2-3:
1.    You choose your meals.
2.    We deliver fresh ingredients.
3.    You cook a delicious meal.


Love With Food 
is the easiest way to SNACK SMART and DO GOOD. 
We are a monthly snack box subscription service that helps you discover the best organic or all-natural snacks delivered to your door for only $7.99/month. Be an affiliate for Love With Food, and earn up to $12 every time someone you referred sign ups for a subscription! 

For every box sent, a meal is donated to feed hungry children in America. To date, we've donated more than 400,000 meals. 

For every box sent, a meal is donated to feed hungry children in America. To date, we've donated more than 400,000 meals.


The Home Chef 
We make home cooking easy. Customers choose new chef-inspired recipes each week and we deliver fresh ingredients to your door. Each meal kit is perfectly measured so you can skip the grocery store, reduce waste, and go straight to cooking a delicious meal. 

  • We source & deliver fresh food weekly to you
  • You choose from 8+ chef-inspired recipes each week
  • Our algorithm curates the best recipes that fit your meal preferences
  • Enjoy unique recipes each week
  • Get free weekly deliveries


HelloFresh

Our mission is to combine healthy eating with convenience and introduce a more modern, relevant approach to meal planning and shopping.

  • Regional, healthy, fresh food delivered to your door
  • Amazing recipes and the opportunity to cook gourmet meals at home
  • Smart ways to prepare easy and healthy meals
  • Time saving hints and tips
  • Weekly deliveries at no extra cost 


eMeals 
is America's largest digital meal planning company, and a comprehensive resource that helps provide healthy and delicious dinners for busy families and individuals. Endorsed by financial guru Dave Ramsey, the eMeals weekly dinner plans include seven meals, a dynamic shopping lists and recipe instructions that are simple and easy to follow. We also offer Breakfast and Lunch plans for an all-day solution.

RealMealDelivery: We deliver your meal, hot and ready-to-eat. No measuring, chopping or cooking! Plans starting at only $7.00 / month save you 50% off traditional take out!  Fresh, made-from-scratch meals prepared by our chef...  

Skip the stress of meal planning and grocery shopping! $20 minimum order. No delivery fee! Same day delivery if order by 4pm EST.  
Click Here for 50% off to get you started - with Real Meal Delivery!

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