Prank Whatever!
STOP... Take a Deep Breath... Relax...
WHATEVER Brought You To This Page Was
PROBABLY A PRANK...
JUST A JOKE!!! ;)
For the record, WE don't actually pull our own pranks (anymore)...
[Over the past decade or so, we've tried to "grow up" a little - since our company founder is no longer the 20-something wise-ass/jackass/wannabe-comedian he was way back when he was launching the original Rejection Hotline, hundreds of Humor Hotlines, and was literally "The College Guy" from the sarcastic, smart-ass, snarky AskTheCollegeGuy.com advice column... all while literally living in a Fraternity House - for 7 YEARS! Note: That's 7 years AFTER graduating! (what?!) #HouseMom]
ANYWAY... While WE don't pull pranks anymore, we didn't just get rid of all our prank stuff. But now we simply provide the TOOLS and SERVICES that EVERYONE ELSE can use to pull THEIR Pranks and Jokes (on April Fools Day and/or all year!).
Need a phone number for an April Fools Prank?
The PRANK ASSISTANT: 401-200-4628 
but it’ll still come here if you change it to:
https://medium.com/KIM-KARDASHIAN/dirty-secrets-39e3483f7328
Just copy this link to share by email, text, DM, whatever:
https://medium.com/prank-whatever/sex-pics-and-sex-videos-4aaed26e4713
but it’ll still come here if you change it to:
https://medium.com/DONALD-GLOVER/sex-pics-and-sex-videos-4aaed26e4713
Just copy this link to share by email, text, DM, whatever:
More Soon!
In the meantime, here ya go:
THE REJECTION HOTLINE:
605-475-6968
(200+ Million Calls!)
Automated Sobriety Test:
605-475-6958
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Bad Breath Notification:
605-475-6959
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Divorce Hotline:
605-475-6960
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Hogwarts Admissions Office:
605-475-6961
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How to Entertain An Idiot:
605-475-6962
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Human Resources:
605-475-6963
(5 Million Calls!)