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Prank Whatever!


Need a phone number for an April Fools Prank or Joke?

Call them all. Text them all. Then use/share whichever ones you like!
The PRANK ASSISTANT:  
310-746-5739   
(or if this is easier to remember: 
310-PINK-SEX)
1 Voice call. 1 Text response.
PrankWhatever.com Helper Number:  
415-723-6397
(or if this is easier to remember: 
​415-SAD-NEWS)
Frustration Hotline:  
312-967-6621
NOTE: NO RESPONSE TO TEXTS. BUSY SIGNALFOR ALL CALLS.  HENCE, THE "FRUSTRATION" HOTLINE
The TRUMP Hotline:  
USA-2016-VOT
(872-201-6868)
 
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The number is 872-201-6868 (or USA-2016-VOT ... yeah, we thought that was pretty cool too!)... Call it AND Text it! Then share however you want  (legally, morally, etc.), with or without the Fake Tweet image!
The KIM K. Hotline:  
HELLO-2-KIM-K
(435-562-5465)
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