AudioWhatever.com - PITCHING FOR PARTNERS!

BACKGROUND: Created back in the early 2000's, THE REJECTION HOTLINE® (a funny fake phone number) was the first of our 300+ HUMOR HOTLINES. We had a great run – 10+ years, 475 Million phone calls, a fun 7-figure business, millions of fans – but, sadly, we were forced to sell off the 2500+ phone numbers and shut down the company in 2014 :(

 



All of the following are PITCHING FOR PARTNERS!

  • FREE MP3 downloads that do something for us (via file name and audio tag and getting us a customer/user/fan to remarket to)
  • PREMIUM MP3 downloads - $0.99 (We charge for the R-Rated stuff so we can make sure you to agree that you are at least 16 years of age, are not easily offended by R-Rated content, and agree not to share this MP3 with anyone who IS under 16 or easily offended by R-Rated content. 
  • FREE (basic) HUMOR HOTLINE NUMBERS (audio/calls only) that do something for us via the image download that displays the numbers (and ads / promo codes for our other stuff and the image file name and gets us a customer/user/fan to remarket to)
  • FREE 2.0 HOTLINE Numbers (calls and/or text-backs). Will need to closely monitor to make sure our costs on these do not crush us.  Ways these costs can be subsidized:  1) The page you get the number has a web ad. 2) The phone audio clip ends with an audio ad. 3) The text-back sequence ends with a text ad. 4) Install limitations on these numbers? (Busy-signal after 3 calls? Text ignore after 2 texts?) encouraging upgrade to a paid no-limits number?
  • PAID PREMIUM HOTLINE Numbers:
    A) $0.99 (number only guaranteed for 30 days?)
    B) $1.99 (number guaranteed for at least a year and/or receive an email with the new number any time we swap it out?)
    • NOTE: EVERY TIME WE NOTIFY SOMEONE OF A NEW NUMBER, IT IS A FREE WAY TO SNEAK NEW ADS/UPDATES IN FRONT OF THEM!
    C) Packages and/or Subscriptions? 
    $1.00/month subscription service? AT LEAST 1 new Humor Hotline per month and occasional FREE STUFF!
    D  CUSTOM and/or PERSONALIZED Numbers??

 

 

 

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