ATLANTA, Georgia — For the 4th consecutive year, this Atlanta-based entrepreneur has received the JD Power & Associates Award for "America's Most A.D.D. Entrepreneur." 

Dubbed "The Forgetful Founder" (by someone whose name he now can't remember), he has now written 2 Books and 279 Articles (on startups & viral marketing) that he has yet to publish, he owns 327 domain names for potentially-viral concepts he has yet to launch, his office is cluttered with boxes of inventory for 100+ products he has yet to release, and... 

Wait... THERE'S MORE??

He has the memory of a dented ping-pong ball... the organizational skills of a pile of leaves on a windy day... the time-management skills of an hourglass filled with peanut butter... and an overly-sensitive aversion to illogical reasoning, aimless small talk, and cilantro...

Why is Everything Only *80% DONE = ???

With an extreme INTP personality and an embarrassingly-frequent tendency to get bored or distracted (after the dopamine-rush of the initial problem-solving challenge fades), often just stopping in the mi

Admitting all this (above and below) is difficult and a bit embarrassing; but I feel it's important for everyone working with me to hear it - so you understand what you're getting yourself into :) 

WOW! This guy sounds like a F***ING NIGHTMARE to work with!

In some cases, YES!  
BUT... with all that said, he has also created MORE VIRAL VENTURES (50+), ENGAGING MORE PEOPLE (half a Billion!) THAN 99.999% OF ENTREPRENEURS (details available upon request; and all challenges to the accuracy of the statement are welcome/encouraged!) and he has some unique experience, insights, and innovative new **S.H.I.T. to Share!
 **[Strategies, Hypotheses, Insights, Theories]
and 4 out of 5 dentists agree it could be GAME-CHANGING for Idea Stage / Early Stage entrepreneurs! 

Sooo, what's that famous quote -

"If you can't handle my worst... something something... deserve my best... something something... let's re-think startups, challenge #StatusQuoBias, improve success rates for founders, and launch some cool new viral sh*t... something something..."

-- We're pretty sure that's exactly
how Marilyn Monroe said it.





100+ Articles / Blogs at: 

THOUGHTS & THEORIES (Pertaining to Pervasive Problems & Pitfalls)

All of the above Thoughts/Theories & Problems/Pitfalls (and more!) available at and/or by request - to read it? OR to discuss/debate any time! (on a phone call? Zoom meeting? on your Podcast? whatever!) 



 Some of Our Philosophies & Methodologies

  • PART-Time Pursuit of PROOF: ( - Starting Weekends And Nights) 
    Prioritizing #ObjectivityOverOptimism 

  • Multiple Eggs + Multiple Baskets = Multiple Benefits
    A-B Testing EVERYTHING! 
    Even Proactively Anticipating Future "Pivots" Before You're Forced To! -- Even simultaneously testing them (simultaneously, from DAY 1!) as parallel MVPs that benefit from Shared Resources, Economies of Scale, and Collaborative Competition!



The unifying theme, tying together & The Whatever Network (and pretty much everything we have ever done / will ever do), we are admittedly kinda obsessed with the concept...


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ReThinking Whatever ... and a Plan to Demonstrate all our S.H.I.T. by Testing it via all our own Programs, Projects, Products) 

(External Links- Ignore for now - not as importanta as the stuff further down on this page)
Startups? | Side Hustles?Labels? | Definitions? | Perspectives? | Goals? | Optimistic vs. Realistic? & Positivity vs. Objectivity? | Risk/Reward? | Success Metrics? | Strategies? | Status Quo Bias?


WHAT IF WE... Change our Perspective on GOALS, BENEFITS, and SUCCESS METRICS associated with these “Products”...

… going beyond just sales, revenue, profit - perhaps to also include value more traditionally associated with CONTENT and MARKETING?? For example:

Lead Generation? Customer Discovery / A-B Testing? Brand Awareness? Brand Personality? Establishing Relevance / Expertise? Customer Entertainment / Engagement? Customer Loyalty / Evangelism? Boost Web Traffic? Gain Fans/Followers? Re-Targeting Data? — etc. etc.


C) WHAT IF WE… Change our perspective when calculating and evaluating costs (for Cost/Benefit Analysis?) and focus on AVERAGE COSTS (i.e. Cost per Product)?!?

Learning curves SUCK! Countless hours (and dollars) spent researching or coding or experimenting/testing via trial and error... but, once you finally figure it out!? The 2nd, 5th, 10th time (that you do almost anything!) is significantly easier, faster, cheaper than the first. So, Resources Required (dollars, hours, people, etc.) on a *PER PRODUCT* Basis are dramatically decreased — via #MultipleEggs in #MultipleBaskets benefiting from #SharedResources, #EconomiesOfScale, and Cross-Promotional #CollaborativeCompetitions!


Launching/Testing TEN (10?!) PRODUCTS might sound RIDICULOUS...
And we agree — it is ridiculous — if, If, IF, *IF* each is being launched/tested individually (i.e., the "normal" way).

As part of our Product-Content-Marketing-Whatever Network? Each benefiting from Shared Resources, Economies of Scale, and Cross-Promotional “Collaborative Competitions” -- for example, all TEN (10) collectively launched/managed via ONE (1) e-commerce account, ONE (1) MailChimp account, ONE (1) Google AdWords or Facebook/Instagram Ad account, ONE (1) Google Analytics account, ONE (1) Social Media manager, ONE (1) account / license / expenditure (and Learning Curve!) FOR ALMOST EVERYTHING [that would have required TEN (10) if they were launched individually!?]?!?

Your *PER PRODUCT* COSTS (money, time, etc.) are DRAMATICALLY REDUCED — making it no big deal if there is no significant revenue/profit resulting directly from any given product (or any 3, or 5, or 7, or even 9 of the 10 products?!)

D: And (easier said than done, but)... WHAT IF WE treat team-building like a coach might assemble an All-Star Team?

  • When people are truly GREAT at something, they tend to not only be better, but also faster than most everyone else. In part because:
  • Experienced experts often have no costly learning curves to struggle through (#BeenThereDoneThat)...
  • Experienced (faster) experts arguably make PART-Time teams of ALL-STARS better than Full-Time teams of average 9-to-5ers...
  • I've yet to see a startup fail because it launched in 4 months instead of 2, or in 6 months instead of 3. [I'm sure they exist, i've just never personally seen it.]
  • PART-Time additions to unproven Idea Stage startups ("Starter Startups") are MUCH easier to pitch to potential team members or Co-Founders. In part because:
    • Going All-In / Full-Time (on a new Startup) is a HUGE RISK!
    • Starting PART-Time ("Starter Startups") is LESS NETFLIX!

P.S. Speaking of All-Star teams that allow people to do (almost exclusively) what they are GREAT at... Almost everything WE do via The Whatever Network will apply some of OUR EXPERIENCE, EXPERTISE, and LESSONS LEARNED...



365+ Products!!!

[Wait, WHAT?!? That's CRAZY!!!]

As unconventional as our approach may be, please try to keep in mind:



The FIRST time you do ANYTHING is always the most costly and time-consuming (#LearningCurvesSuck) so we believe there are HUGE benefits and efficiencies to be gained from...

  • amortizing costs (dollars and hours) across multiple eggs in multiple baskets
  • shared resources, economies of scale, and cross-promotional "Collaborative Competition"
  • identifying and addressing some outdated and counter-productive practices left unchecked by #StatusQuoBias
  • and a lot more **S.H.I.T. we look forward to sharing -- **[Strategies, Hypotheses, Ideas, Theories] --  that we think could be GAME-CHANGING for Idea Stage / Early Stage entrepreneurs...


And we plan to test it all on ourselves!

ReThinking "Products" as "Content" as "Social Marketing" as... Lessons Learned: 1) MANAGE COLLECTIVELY; MARKET INDIVIDUALLY

Since our creation of The Original Rejection Hotline (15+ years ago!), we have created 50+ VIRAL VENTURES that have collectively engaged 495+ MILLION people! We have also learned A LOT about VIRALITY (viral products, viral content, viral marketing), Viral Math, and VIRAL THINKING!! 

One such lesson is particularly relevant to our QUANTITY of products and the parts of our plan involving MANY potential partners via MULTIPLE types of "Pick-Your-Products" Programs...


The Product/Content/Marketing Categories Below are NOT in any particular order: Examples:

NO, we do NOT think t-shirts are a good business idea (overly-crowded space, no barriers to entry, etc.). HOWEVER... 
A) our “Products as Content as Marketing” philosophy creates value beyond sales, 
B) Print-on-Demand Tshirts are an easy, no-risk way to test MANY of our strategies & —
C) plus we do have a few new outside-the-bulb “ReThinking Tshirts” concepts we’ve been sitting on for a while...

Products as Content as Marketing as...

A cross-promotional network (of 50+ online Tshirt businesses?!)... Managed COLLECTIVELYMarketed INDIVIDUALLY (by program participants / entrepreneurs, marketers, influencers, etc.), all benefiting from shared resources, pooled knowledge, #CollaborativeCompetitions, and...


IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. 8 Categories, each with 8+ Individual Shirts:

1.) Simple Concept. 1 Word per Shirt. Any Questions?


2. - Numbers with Special Significance! 


3. - Made FOR Entrepreneurs, BY Entrepreneurs


4. - Be sure to ask us about the viral premises for this one (as well as the A-B Testing of several very different ways for HOW to fill in the blanks)

MANY "Fill In The _____ Shirts" Concepts for You to Choose From!

P.S. And perhaps internal competitions where everyone picks one or a few: 

Always Be Yourself. (Unless You Can Be ______!) 
Life is _____!
YO_O... You Only _____ Once
XXL Property Of _______________
Don't Worry; Be ______________
If At First You Don't Succeed, ____________
Kiss Me, I'm __________
I'm With ____________
My _________ Went to ________ And All I Got Was This Damn Tshirt!
JUST _______ IT!
VOTE FOR _________
I [heart] __________.
Keep Calm And ________.
Straight Outta _________.
_________ AF!
My Spirit Animal Is _______.



***But, remember, we're constantly A-B Testing EVERYTHING, so... 
Why not share resources, duplicate everything, and also test...

#MultipleEggs #MultipleBaskets #SharedResources #EconomiesOfScale #CompetingWhileCollaborating

P.S. And if we're already doing WingDings... and Binary... is it really THAT much extra time/effort to also do Morse Code? or Braille? or Chinese? or Russian? or...?

P.P.S. And if we're already creating/marketing, why not also use it as an umbrella to test 5, 10, or 20 other stand-alone concepts that could also make sense under that same theme of "Confusing"... 


A) vs. B)


Note: It's not about these particular designs - it's about the drawing/coloring on shirts concept, the coloring book drawings on shirts, the Crayola potential, etc. 

#FACTS  #BestBabyGiftEver





...Perhaps in partnership with





Note: If you haven't heard the country song that references this, just skip this one
(perhaps part of



  • A) vs. B)

This will not be for everyone,
but sometimes we A-B Test
"PG" vs. "Rated-R" Examples
Re-Thinking: Business Cards and/or Postcards 
- as a smaller/cheaper alternative to traditional greeting cards?
- as a new (cheaper!) Creative Content Canvas? 
- as a mini Publishing Platform?!? 
- as a physical representation, or pass-around version, of internet memes?!

A:  Re-Thinking traditional GREETING CARDS...

NOTE: T-shirts are the most common canvas for commercialized creative expression... But, what if there was another canvas for creative commercial expression that was 1000x cheaper and easier to produce? 1000x lighter in weight for shipping? That fit easily in pockets, wallets, purses, and was easily distributed (as a hand-out, a leave-behind, slid under a door or into a locker, etc.)?   

B, C, D, E, F... "Business Cards" as a new/cheap/mini content canvas:
Humor, Art, Social Movements, FYI Messages, Political Statements, Random Nonsense, Inspiration/Motivation... anything you've seen on t-shirts (or online image memes?!), we're gonna put it on cards! Will they ALL catch on and/or go viral? Of course not! But we're pretty good at creating/understanding viral content - and we can distribute a THOUSAND cards, for the same cost as ONE Tshirt! And every card is simultaneously: the product, the content, AND the marketing - ALL IN ONE!

100+ Varieties Ready For Launch (100,000+ cards in physical inventory)... 100+ New (Better!) Designs Coming Soon -- IN NEED OF DESIGNER PARTNER/CO-FOUNDER/ETC.
MINI Greeting Cards  |  Motivation  |  Reminders & Notifications  |  Functional / Useful  |  Humor (PG)  |  Confusing  |  Rated-R (  |  Miscellaneous   ALL

We're kinda RE-Thinking "Memes" as MORE than just INTERNET Memes... Introducing MEMES IN REAL LIFE?!? Examples


Quick Explainer Video (15 SECONDS)

Short story: Confuse your friends by sending them CONFUSING STUFF in the mail - starting at only $1.00?!
Longer story: Please ask Jeff to explain the strategic and viral principles involved with!

B. (several varieties explained in section)

C. [any number of products that make you say evoke a response of confusion ("WTF?!")]

[Please ask us about A) the strategic premises and plan for this whole dollar concept overall, and B) the viral premises and (precedent) for each of the individual concepts]
Dedicate a minute...? 
Sponsor a minute...? 
Gift a minute...?


3. Spend a Dollar... 

(And Receive a "Get Out of Hell, Free" GUARANTEE?!?) 

MUCH MORE to be announced at our info sessions to be launched via our PART-Time Programs! Examples

Created back in the early 2000's, THE REJECTION HOTLINE® was a funny fake phone number ("Hello, this is not the person you were trying to reach...") and it was the start of a million-dollar viral content company with 300+ "HUMOR HOTLINES" that collectively received 475 MILLION phone calls and earned us a loyal fanbase of1.8 Million opted-in subscribers (emails and sms)... Sadly, we were forced to sell off the 2500+ phone numbers and shut down the company in 2014 :(
BUT...  a comeback of sorts is now underway as part of & The WHATEVER Network!

PART-Time Partners needed to test / re-launch / manage / market (one, some, or all of) the following: / /

Products/Content: 300+ individual audio tracks (MP3s and/or Humor Hotlines) - Most audio can temporarily be found here:

Potential Models to Discuss & Test 

  • FREE MP3 downloads?  (Products as Content as Marketing?)
  • PAID/PREMIUM MP3 downloads? 
  • FREE HUMOR HOTLINE NUMBERS (audio/calls only?) 
  • PAID/PREMIUM (2.0) HOTLINE Numbers (calls and/or text-backs). 
  • $0.99? (number only guaranteed for 30 days?)
    $1.99? (number guaranteed for a year and/or receive an email with the new number any time we swap it out?)
    Packages and/or Subscriptions? New numbers monthly
  • CUSTOM and/or PERSONALIZED Numbers??

(Note: The following may be OLD LISTS - and will need to be double-checked before assigning or promoting) 

CATEGORIES?,,,,,,,,, ( Audio + Video + Images)...
MORE (Jeff, find lists)

Concept-Specific MICRO-SITES:

Examples of some new / Premium Numbers (calls AND TEXTS!)

  • xxx-xxx-xxxx
  • Hogwarts Hotline ---


  • Prank Assistant: 401-200-4628


    [More Stuff]

    CALLING ALL Twilio/Plivo Developers! 
    MANY projects!!  (Talk to us!) - Among our many phone-related ideas/domains, we also have:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,



     A) Please ask us to explain what "Motivation Marks" are and the premises behind them.
    B) One of our ideas for a head-to-head competition between 2 teams is vs.
    C) MANY Motivation Cards! (and subscription ideas - particularly for "Office Moms" or community leaders or you know the type, the overly peppy "Happy Monday!" people :)

    D. This seems as a good a place as any to mention that we have ~100 yet-to-be-released video teasers for many of the concepts on this page.

    F. Kinda the complete opposite of motivation, but one of our columns that I think is super-important to get people to understand is: 

    “NEVER QUIT!” is Great Motivational Advice - IN SPORTS. (Because "NEVER" = "MINUTES" for ATHLETES). But... Holy Shit! Please stop "encouraging" ENTREPRENEURS to "NEVER QUIT"... That is reckless / dangerous advice when “NEVER” is YEARS or… FOREVER!?! [Good motivational advice from sports is literally RUINING LIVES in Startups!] [Full column]

    A perfect application of learnings (from our 40+ INDIVIDUAL Humor Hotlines going viral, despite the COLLECTION of 300 hotlines simply serving as a shared resources / inventory management page). 100+ Penny designs — MANAGED COLLECTIVELY / MARKETED INDIVIDUALLY!


      A) Some legitimately serious concepts, for example this one, which is closer to a "more traditional tech startup" - albeit with a more non-traditional twist:

      B. Some "Serious-Yet-Also-Fun" ones:

       C. And some "Not-So-Serious" (And "NOT-SO-SAFE-FOR-WORK")


      [NOTE: I am getting tired and going to bed... I'm sure it will likely be weeks/months or years before I actuallly come back and add more / finish this page... but, trust me, there are  A LOT of cool opportunities for you to get involved with!]

      More CheapFunWhatever to add individually later:


      [NOTE: I am getting tired and going to bed... I'm sure it will likely be weeks/months or years before I come back and add more / finish this page]


      Ask us about the MANY ways we are RE-Thinking Marketing (not just blurring the lines between Products, Content, and Marketing - but also some creative new marketing campaigns, initiatives, methodologies, programs, competitions, etc. Examples


      12+ Viral Fundraisers and/or 12 Social Movements (possibly overlapping - but all using our experience/expertise for Social Good!)


      • [TBA: Make-A-Wish Foundation concept] (2)
      • [TBA: Multiple Cancer Charities]
      • March of Dimes fundraiser concept:
      • Kindness project (multiple)
      • (Multiple Causes project)
      • /
      • /
      • (Jeff - add the rest later - causes, cards, coins, etc.)


      [I will fill this section in later... but please, someone ask me about "Viral on V" and "The Million XXX" and "Taboo Topics" and "Pickles"]



      Below is JUST ONE example of our "Multiple Eggs / Multiple Baskets" approach (how we plan to re-use the same resources, processes, technology, whatever to launch/test MANY "Starter Startups!" - while simultaneously RE-THINKING traditional perspectives... on Startups? Side Hustles? Labels? Goals? Success Metrics? Status Quo Bias?)

      NONE of the concepts below probably make much sense to pursue...

      HOWEVER, it's a totally different story - and a key part of our "Whatever Network" Master Plan - if you take all the costs FOR THE FIRST ONE (both dollars and, even more valuable, all the TIME - spent learning, building, testing, tweaking, optimizing, etc.) and divide all those dollars and hours by TEN (10 DIFFERENT MVP TESTS!)... Forget about just "A-B Testing" - this is more like A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-TESTING!

      Try to experience each one individually and try to temporarily forget that you know about all the others. We will have different teams/people marketing each concept in different ways, to different audiences - so a first time visitor will not be distracted by "oh, this is just one of many" 


      Dedicate a Minute...? 
      Sponsor a Minute...? 
      Gift a Minute...?
      There are only 525,600 Minutes...


      B. will give you "15 MINUTES OF: Self-Promotion? Frustrated Rants? Follow-Requests? WHATEVER!"



      The OFFICIAL site for sending messages to dead friends and relatives! 

      (Wait, what?!?)

      If you believe it's even POSSIBLE that Heaven exists, isn't it POSSIBLE such a perfect paradise would have Super-Fast WiFi?! So, how can you justify NOT using a site like to SEND MESSAGES TO LOVED ONES! [Only $1.00/msg]


      In association with

      Use our new ONLINE Confession Service - and receive our "No-Hell Guarantee!"


      E.'s "WISH MINUTES!" (11:11am or 11:11pm)

      NOTE: Unlike "Birthday Candle Wishes" (that must be kept secret), your "11:11 WISH-MINUTE" Wish is PUBLIC (so others can help put good "wish vibes" out there for you!), posted publicly at & via The OFFICIAL Calendar!


      NOTE: The image and video below were from the ORIGINAL iteration of - a startup concept years ago that Jeff was too busy/A.D.D. to stick with - but never stopped believed in the potential of it!] Simple concept: Officially LOG YOUR PREDICTION (time-stamp, date-stamp, official certificate and PL serial number, etc.) and forever have PROOF that YOU CALLED IT!
      The site may or may not make a comeback at some point (IF Jeff can find  partners interested in running it!) - either the full version (a fully-functional Ruby on Rails mobile-friendly site, database connectivity, search functionality, interactive up/down-voting, etc. - code available for anyone who wants to take a look) or, perhaps a simpler/dumbed-down version using the interface shared by all the concepts above... If interested, below is 2-Minute Product Demo of the old/original site:

      G, H, I, J...

      There are more, but if you check out at least 2 of the above, you'll get the point (on the variety).  

      A few more currently under construction:


      Currently (temporarily?) ALL concepts above will have their submissions displayed (Publicly! #UserGeneratedContent) via ONE MASTER CALENDAR?? Any/all can (and will!) be spun off into a separate site with it's own calendar if/when it makes sense to do so.


      The OFFICIAL Calendar
      (Minutes, Moments, Messages, Memories, and Much More!)

      And each of the concepts above could (will?) have a different person or team running it - as a real "Starter Startup" - competing with each other, but also collaborating on what's working, what's not, best-practices, etc. (because, at the end of the day, we're all on the same team!)

      WHATEVER Categories for Internal Organization Purposes

      “Whatever” Categories — primarily just for internal organizational purposes

       —  *All our “Starter Startups” will benefit from Shared Resources, Economies of Scale, and a Cross-Promotional Network Effect as part of:
        A Cross-Promotional Collection of Resource-Sharing [WHATEVER!]  —  Products, Services, Viral Content, Social Movements, Charitable Causes, Entrepreneur Experiments, Side Hustles, Starter Startups… all benefiting from shared resources, economies of scale, and additional strategies!  
        The unifying theme tying together and The Whatever Network… 
        Just because [whatever] exists one way, doesn’t mean it can’t be improved upon — or re-imagined entirely!! We are kinda obsessed with this idea! [ReThinking Terminology & Definitions, ReThinking Processes & Methodologies, ReThinking Startups & Side Hustles, ReThinking Products As Content As Marketing As WHATEVER!!!]
        300+ pieces of viral audio content, originally part of a million-dollar company (The Rejection Hotline & 300+ Humor Hotlines’ phone numbers that collectively received 475 MILLION phone calls!) Sadly, the company shut down in 2014. But a comeback of sorts is now underway!
         — Partners needed to test / run / manage / market (one, some, or all of) the following: 12+ Free Humor Hotlines, 12+ Premium Humor Hotlines, 12+ Free MP3 downloads, 12+ $0.99 MP3 downloads, 12+ AudioWTF micro-sites, 12+ AudioWhatever Category Sites… 300+ tracks via SoundCloud, 300+ tracks on iTunes, Spotify, Pandora, etc. (via TuneCore?), Premium Service: Packages or Subscriptions, Premium Service: Private/personal Hotline #s, Premium Service: CUSTOM Hotline #s… 
        Re-Thinking: Business Cards
        - as a smaller/cheaper alternative to traditional greeting cards?
        - as a new (cheaper!) Creative Content Canvas? 
        - as a mini Publishing Platform?!? 
        - as a physical representation, pass-around version, of internet memes?!
        NO, we do NOT think t-shirts are a good business idea (overly-crowded space, no barriers to entry, etc.). HOWEVER… 
        A) our “Products as Content as Marketing” philosophy creates value beyond sales, 
        B) Tshirts are an easy, no-risk way to test MANY strategies & marketing initiatives —
        D) plus we do have a few new outside-the-bulb “ReThinking Tshirts” concepts we’ve been sitting on for a while!
        A perfect application of learnings (from our 40+ INDIVIDUAL Humor Hotlines going viral, despite the COLLECTION of 300 hotlines simply serving as a shared resources / inventory management page). 100+ Penny designs — MANAGED COLLECTIVELY / MARKETED INDIVIDUALLY!
        Workshops, Experiments, Viral Thinking applied to ALL our efforts… Then, once we have 6 to 10 good team members on board, we are going to test/launch MANY new Viral Marketing campaigns!
        Several Charity-focused initiatives (ask us about them!!) PLUS, all our PARTNERS will get to PICK the charity beneficiary of the products for which they are the first or primary partner on! 
        [Pick Your Product / Choose Your Charity / Manage, Market, Monetize]
        MANY current and future phone related ventures!!! Both humor-based (the natural continuation — our original 7-figure, viral content company) AND real/serious (non-humor) services utilizing our telecom knowledge/resources… 
        Twilio and Plivo developers — contact us!!
        MANY Marketing programs, initially to help market all of OUR stuff (and help us identify great marketers, influencers, and team members!), but the more successful programs can then be spun off into real “starter startups” themselves if we think we can provide real value to OTHERS!
        Can you really buy anything cool for just a dollar?? YES, YES YOU CAN!!! We will start slowly but eventually we will have 100+ products for $1.00 or less! (Actually, it’ll probably be 1000+ products if we also include individual and products that start at $1.00. TBD whether those will be included or not.)
        The category/collection for our products that are not shirts or cards or audio or hotlines — To be determined whether products will be included here (since $1.00 IS cheap) or if we will keep the two separated and is basically everything starting at $1.01… TBD
        This is a tricky one… because we have a REAL (potentially-game-changing?!) startup concept ( intended to compete with dating apps and professional matchmakers — but we also have some funny/immature and/or R-Rated relationship products/content/jokes… Not quite sure yet how we walk that line of not making our real venture seem like a joke when it’s positioned with or or … Stay tuned!
        As much as I want all of our stuff to fit perfectly into easily-categorized buckets, there still exist many that our just too random or “other”… they will be housed/managed via the team
        Look, not all our stuff is on a high intellectual level… this is a collection of stuff that is really really dumb (possibly even immature, maybe r-rated, hopefully not offensive, but no promises!)
        Someone will run this site and just pick and choose which of our hundreds of products could be classified as “Gifts of Mom” or “Graduation gifts” or “Gifts for $1.00?!?”
        The hope is that every month we will have featured Gift Whatever and Dollar Whatever and Tshirt Whatever and Audio Whatever and Card Whatever and … etc. — each with discounts on that Monthly Whatever!
      18. / 
        — several concepts for each, but primarily will be images (free downloads?) and stickers (paid product?) with much of the same image-based content as our categories
      19.,,,, etc. etc. 
        Many topic-specific ways to group our products/content/marketing/whatever

      21–30  —  OTHER / Secondary / Future / Or potentially offered up as part of a “Pitch us on what you want to do with it… if we like it, we give you the greenlight to run with it!) / /
      OTHER — talk to Jeff



      STARTUP Whatever? PRODUCT Whatever? CONTENT Whatever? MARKETING Whatever? VIRAL Whatever?  RE-THINKING Whatever?

      REAL "Starter Startups!"
      via a series of

      (or just pitch us on how YOU would prefer to work with us on ANY of our WHATEVER!)

      JOIN US!!!

      INTRO/INFO Session via ZOOM Web Meeting

      NOTE: Only the first one (INTRO/INFO SESSION) will currently show availability below (because it is a required pre-requisite for anyone wishing to work with us via ANY of our programs, competitions, workshops, projects, products, etc.)
      if you'd like to help us organize, run, promote, and/or recruit for ANY of our programs or ANY parts of our (admittedly-ambitious) "Master Plan"

      P.S. Note to Self: Make sure all of these are mentioned somewhere above:

      Potential Programs (for Part-Time Pursuit of Proof) - Pending Partners: / (Sacrificing Weekends And Nights) + +



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