Million Dollar Card

  • $1.00
  • Yo! $999,999 Discount!


The Retail Value of this Card is $1,000,000.
(One Million Dollars!)
The fact that we might decide to offer a generous, limited-time discount of $999,999 (bringing the purchase price down slightly to $1.00) - (Use promo code: DollarWhatever at checkout if we have not automatically applied the limited-time $999,999 discount above) - does not change the fact that you (will soon) own something with a A RETAIL VALUE OF $1,000,000!