shit, Shit, SHIT!?!
An Assinine Quest to Make "SHIT" Go VIRAL!
Thus began my assinine quest to make "SHIT" go viral...
* P.S. Yes, I know I spelled asinine incorrectly. But I thought ASSinine was a more appropriate spelling given the shitty topic.
SHIT CARDS?!? (from YouGotCarded.com)
Shitty Card Attempt #1:
Leave it on someone's desk or doorstep...? Slide it into a locker or under an office door...? Leave it behind at a coffee shop, restaurant, or in the back seat of an Uber or Lyft...? Or just hand it to someone and walk away!?! YOU DECIDE!
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Shitty Card Attempt #2:
Shitty Card Attempt #3:
And that last one doubles as a direct promo for:
But it's not just shirts for babies...
ShartShirts.com & MyShartDontStink.com
And only SEMI-related, but...
And since that's probably tough to read unless you're pretty close, this is what it says:
S.H.I.T. Meals! (SHITmeals.com & EatShitMeals.com)
Believe it or not, this one is a legit/serious startup idea!S.H.I.T. Meals?!?
(Simple! Healthy! Inexpensive! Tasty!) Yep! - ShitMeals.com & EatShitMeals.com ;-)
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