"Hello! This is NOT the person you were trying to call!
You've reached THE REJECTION HOTLINE"
Originally created as a joke way back in the early 2000's (intended as a last-resort, a fake number for those who can't take a hint or won't take "no" for an answer), The Rejection Hotline® (and our 200+ other Humor Hotlines) had a great run – 10+ years, 475 Million phone calls, etc. – but we were forced to sell off the 2500+ phone numbers and shut down the company in 2013 (long story). HOWEVER , there is now a COMEBACK underway as part of " The Whatever Network!"