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I’m a Great STARTER. I’m a Sh*tty FINISHER. (#SelfAwareness?) So, most of my stuff (including this page) is only ~80% Done…*

*80% Done… 80% D… 80 D… I am 80 D… I am A.D.D. → IamADD.com!


IamADD.com

Hi. I’m Jeff. Welcome to the inside of my brain…

NOTE: This page is suggested reading (WARNING!) for anyone thinking of working with Jeff — so you know exactly what you’re getting into! IamADD.com

Jeff Goldblatt has received the JD Power & Associates Award for “Most A.D.D. Entrepreneur in America” — 7 years in a row! He has written 247 blog articles (on startups and viral marketing) that are saved as “unpublished drafts”, he owns 369 domain names for potentially-viral “IDEA+++ concepts” he has yet to launch, he has the memory of a dented ping-pong ball, the organizational skills of a blind squirrel, the sleep schedule of Elon Musk, the best and worst characteristics of being extremely INTP, ADD, and AAAAAA (Annoyingly-Addicted to Alliteration, Assonance, and Acronym Abuse), and an annoying habit of getting ~80% DONE with [whatever], then getting bored or distracted — often right in the mi

[All that said, Jeff has also created MORE VIRAL VENTURES (40+), REACHING MORE PEOPLE (495 Million) THAN LITERALLY(?) ANYONE ELSE IN ATLANTA (contact for details or to debate)… Soooo… it’s like that famous quote — “If you can handle my worst.. something something.. deserve my best.. something something.. let’s launch some viral sh*t and improve startup success/fail rates in Atlanta.. something something..” — I’m pretty sure that’s exactly how Marilyn Monroe said it, no?]

StartupWhatever.com & ReThinkingStartups.com & “The Whatever Network” — MASTER PLAN (via images?) — IN PROGRESS…

The WHY, The WHAT, The WHO, The HOW, The HOLY $#!% & WTF?!

Whether your current “full-time” job is in a corporate cubicle or a college classroom, whether you’re a stay-at-home parent or already an entrepreneur… we’d like to introduce you to the many potential benefits of putting Multiple Eggs in Multiple Baskets and joining us (nights? weekends?) for PART-Time “STARTER STARTUPS!”

WAIT…

CONTACT US FOR: 10+ AudioWhatever.com Examples | 10+ CardWhatever.com Examples | 10+ StickerWhatever.com | 10+ TshirtWhatever.com Examples | 10+ PhoneWhatever.com Examples | 10+ ConfusingWhatever.com Examples | 10+ DollarWhatever.com Examples | 10+ PennyWhatever.com Examples | 10+ PrankWhatever.com Examples | 10+ MotivationalWhatever.com Examples | 10+ RelationshipWhatever.com Examples | 10+ MiscellaneousWhatever.com Examples

365+ Pieces of.… WHATEVER!?!

YES, of course we realize our “Master Plan” is AMBITIOUS & UNCONVENTIONAL (ridiculous & unprecedented?)…

10+ Categories? each with 10+ Collections?? each with 10+ Products/Pieces of Whatever?? (10x10x10=1000?!?)

INDIVIDUALLY, there may not be a single idea below that makes sense to bet on (to spend money, or even to spend time on) — as a Startup, as a Side Hustle, or even just as a Hobby — regardless of whether your goal is ~2.5 Million or ~$250,000 or ~$25,000 or even just ~$2500.

[Spoiler Alert: But, COLLECTIVELY — benefiting from shared resources, economies of scale, a cross promotional network effect, and some additional ReThinkingStartups.com Thoughts/Theories & Improvement Ideas — well, that might be a different story!]


AudioWhatever.com:

300+ pieces of viral audio content, originally part of a million-dollar company with 1000s of funny phone numbers that collectively received 475 MILLION phone calls… Sadly, the company shut down in 2013. But, we still have all the viral audio content — and 1.7 Million Opt-in Fans that have requested to hear from us when we launch new stuff — so a comeback of sorts is underway, testing many different models:

PhoneWhatever.com / TextWhatever.com:





Confusing Stuff you can send your friends:
- Puzzle Pieces
- Monopoly Money
- A nickel (I want my “Nickelback”?)
- Tickets (for what?)
- EmptyEnvelopes.com
- A random baseball card from the 1980's
- A hand of poker (5 playing cards)
- (more)

P.S. 52 cards in a deck; 52 weeks in a year. Coincidence? 1 card per week for a year! — Can’t stop, won’t stop! (unless ordered by law enforcement)


- Save a Penny! 
- Claim a Minute!
- (AudioWhatever.com Premium MP3s)
- (PhoneWhatever.com Premium Humor Hotline)
- Individual Cards (better deal for box of 100)
- Send an Empty Envelope from EmptyEnvelopes.com
- Become an Instant Millionaire! (On paper anyway)
- Send/Receive Shredded Docs/Pics of your Choice
- DefinitionsDelivered.com? MyResponseIs.com? MessagesToBeyond.com? MANY MORE! (ask Jeff to elaborate)


NOTE: Many more “penny” concepts than just the ones below… ask jeff to explain
Yes, we will definitely have a site, PennyWhatever.com, with all varieties… HOWEVER:

[Manage Products COLLECTIVELY…]

[…Market Products INDIVIDUALLY!]

  • — MANY MORE SYMBOLS (Puzzle Piece for Autism speaks, Apple for food charities, etc.)
     — Letters for Initials -> JG + TS
     — Letters for colleges -> UGA? USC? UT? DUKE?
     — Letters for words -> HOPE? BE?
  • JustIntros.com
  • LifeFouls.com
  • SoManyRedFlags.com
  • ReferralWinWin.com
  • PredictionLog.com
  • GetOverItDay.com
  • JobsOfKindness.com
  • MotivationMarks.com
  • DefinitionsDelivered.com vs. DefinitionDelivery.com
  • BadBreathBag.com vs. BetterBreathBag.com
  • PitchingForPartners.com / DoesItAlreadyExist.com / ConsultingWithoutContracts.com / FreeIfYouAgree.com
  • ShitMeals.com?
  • MANY Micro-Sites: AdviceBeforeDates.com, HogwartsAdmissions.com, find full list

PrankWhatever.com Examples:…


Note to self: ProjectWinWin, 1/2bathShower/ChairPod,

Nowhere close to done with this list… probably not even to 80%…. but I’m tired… so I’m gonna stop… for now… but if you saw anything you liked — or want to hear more about — contact us!

Regarding ALL OF THE ABOVE:

Individually, No. 
Individually, Dumb. 
Collectively, Yes. 
Collectively, Smart.

I’m a Great STARTER. I’m a Sh*tty FINISHER. (#SelfAwareness?) So, most of my stuff (including this page) is only ~80% Done…*

*80% Done… 80% D… 80 D… I am 80 D… I am A.D.D. → IamADD.com!


IamADD.com

Hi. I’m Jeff. Welcome to the inside of my brain…

NOTE: This page is suggested reading (WARNING!) for anyone thinking of working with Jeff — so you know exactly what you’re getting into! IamADD.com

Jeff Goldblatt has received the JD Power & Associates Award for “Most A.D.D. Entrepreneur in America” — 7 years in a row! He has written 247 blog articles (on startups and viral marketing) that are saved as “unpublished drafts”, he owns 369 domain names for potentially-viral “IDEA+++ concepts” he has yet to launch, he has the memory of a dented ping-pong ball, the organizational skills of a blind squirrel, the sleep schedule of Elon Musk, the best and worst characteristics of being extremely INTP, ADD, and AAAAAA (Annoyingly-Addicted to Alliteration, Assonance, and Acronym Abuse), and an annoying habit of getting ~80% DONE with [whatever], then getting bored or distracted — often right in the mi

[All that said, Jeff has also created MORE VIRAL VENTURES (40+), REACHING MORE PEOPLE (495 Million) THAN LITERALLY(?) ANYONE ELSE IN ATLANTA (contact for details or to debate)… Soooo… it’s like that famous quote — “If you can handle my worst.. something something.. deserve my best.. something something.. let’s launch some viral sh*t and improve startup success/fail rates in Atlanta.. something something..” — I’m pretty sure that’s exactly how Marilyn Monroe said it, no?]

StartupWhatever.com & ReThinkingStartups.com & “The Whatever Network” — MASTER PLAN (via images?) — IN PROGRESS…

The WHY, The WHAT, The WHO, The HOW, The HOLY $#!% & WTF?!

Whether your current “full-time” job is in a corporate cubicle or a college classroom, whether you’re a stay-at-home parent or already an entrepreneur… we’d like to introduce you to the many potential benefits of putting Multiple Eggs in Multiple Baskets and joining us (nights? weekends?) for PART-Time “STARTER STARTUPS!”

WAIT…

CONTACT US FOR: 10+ AudioWhatever.com Examples | 10+ CardWhatever.com Examples | 10+ StickerWhatever.com | 10+ TshirtWhatever.com Examples | 10+ PhoneWhatever.com Examples | 10+ ConfusingWhatever.com Examples | 10+ DollarWhatever.com Examples | 10+ PennyWhatever.com Examples | 10+ PrankWhatever.com Examples | 10+ MotivationalWhatever.com Examples | 10+ RelationshipWhatever.com Examples | 10+ MiscellaneousWhatever.com Examples

365+ Pieces of.… WHATEVER!?!

YES, of course we realize our “Master Plan” is AMBITIOUS & UNCONVENTIONAL (ridiculous & unprecedented?)…

10+ Categories? each with 10+ Collections?? each with 10+ Products/Pieces of Whatever?? (10x10x10=1000?!?)

INDIVIDUALLY, there may not be a single idea below that makes sense to bet on (to spend money, or even to spend time on) — as a Startup, as a Side Hustle, or even just as a Hobby — regardless of whether your goal is ~2.5 Million or ~$250,000 or ~$25,000 or even just ~$2500.

[Spoiler Alert: But, COLLECTIVELY — benefiting from shared resources, economies of scale, a cross promotional network effect, and some additional ReThinkingStartups.com Thoughts/Theories & Improvement Ideas — well, that might be a different story!]


AudioWhatever.com:

300+ pieces of viral audio content, originally part of a million-dollar company with 1000s of funny phone numbers that collectively received 475 MILLION phone calls… Sadly, the company shut down in 2013. But, we still have all the viral audio content — and 1.7 Million Opt-in Fans that have requested to hear from us when we launch new stuff — so a comeback of sorts is underway, testing many different models:

PhoneWhatever.com / TextWhatever.com:





Confusing Stuff you can send your friends:
- Puzzle Pieces
- Monopoly Money
- A nickel (I want my “Nickelback”?)
- Tickets (for what?)
- EmptyEnvelopes.com
- A random baseball card from the 1980's
- A hand of poker (5 playing cards)
- (more)

P.S. 52 cards in a deck; 52 weeks in a year. Coincidence? 1 card per week for a year! — Can’t stop, won’t stop! (unless ordered by law enforcement)


- Save a Penny! 
- Claim a Minute!
- (AudioWhatever.com Premium MP3s)
- (PhoneWhatever.com Premium Humor Hotline)
- Individual Cards (better deal for box of 100)
- Send an Empty Envelope from EmptyEnvelopes.com
- Become an Instant Millionaire! (On paper anyway)
- Send/Receive Shredded Docs/Pics of your Choice
- DefinitionsDelivered.com? MyResponseIs.com? MessagesToBeyond.com? MANY MORE! (ask Jeff to elaborate)


NOTE: Many more “penny” concepts than just the ones below… ask jeff to explain
Yes, we will definitely have a site, PennyWhatever.com, with all varieties… HOWEVER:

[Manage Products COLLECTIVELY…]

[…Market Products INDIVIDUALLY!]

  • — MANY MORE SYMBOLS (Puzzle Piece for Autism speaks, Apple for food charities, etc.)
     — Letters for Initials -> JG + TS
     — Letters for colleges -> UGA? USC? UT? DUKE?
     — Letters for words -> HOPE? BE?
  • JustIntros.com
  • LifeFouls.com
  • SoManyRedFlags.com
  • ReferralWinWin.com
  • PredictionLog.com
  • GetOverItDay.com
  • JobsOfKindness.com
  • MotivationMarks.com
  • DefinitionsDelivered.com vs. DefinitionDelivery.com
  • BadBreathBag.com vs. BetterBreathBag.com
  • PitchingForPartners.com / DoesItAlreadyExist.com / ConsultingWithoutContracts.com / FreeIfYouAgree.com
  • ShitMeals.com?
  • MANY Micro-Sites: AdviceBeforeDates.com, HogwartsAdmissions.com, find full list

PrankWhatever.com Examples:…


Note to self: ProjectWinWin, 1/2bathShower/ChairPod,

Nowhere close to done with this list… probably not even to 80%…. but I’m tired… so I’m gonna stop… for now… but if you saw anything you liked — or want to hear more about — contact us!

Regarding ALL OF THE ABOVE:

Individually, No. 
Individually, Dumb. 
Collectively, Yes. 
Collectively, Smart.

I’m a Great STARTER. I’m a Sh*tty FINISHER. (#SelfAwareness?) So, most of my stuff (including this page) is only ~80% Done…*

*80% Done… 80% D… 80 D… I am 80 D… I am A.D.D. → IamADD.com!


IamADD.com

Hi. I’m Jeff. Welcome to the inside of my brain…

NOTE: This page is suggested reading (WARNING!) for anyone thinking of working with Jeff — so you know exactly what you’re getting into! IamADD.com

Jeff Goldblatt has received the JD Power & Associates Award for “Most A.D.D. Entrepreneur in America” — 7 years in a row! He has written 247 blog articles (on startups and viral marketing) that are saved as “unpublished drafts”, he owns 369 domain names for potentially-viral “IDEA+++ concepts” he has yet to launch, he has the memory of a dented ping-pong ball, the organizational skills of a blind squirrel, the sleep schedule of Elon Musk, the best and worst characteristics of being extremely INTP, ADD, and AAAAAA (Annoyingly-Addicted to Alliteration, Assonance, and Acronym Abuse), and an annoying habit of getting ~80% DONE with [whatever], then getting bored or distracted — often right in the mi

[All that said, Jeff has also created MORE VIRAL VENTURES (40+), REACHING MORE PEOPLE (495 Million) THAN LITERALLY(?) ANYONE ELSE IN ATLANTA (contact for details or to debate)… Soooo… it’s like that famous quote — “If you can handle my worst.. something something.. deserve my best.. something something.. let’s launch some viral sh*t and improve startup success/fail rates in Atlanta.. something something..” — I’m pretty sure that’s exactly how Marilyn Monroe said it, no?]

StartupWhatever.com & ReThinkingStartups.com & “The Whatever Network” — MASTER PLAN (via images?) — IN PROGRESS…

The WHY, The WHAT, The WHO, The HOW, The HOLY $#!% & WTF?!

Whether your current “full-time” job is in a corporate cubicle or a college classroom, whether you’re a stay-at-home parent or already an entrepreneur… we’d like to introduce you to the many potential benefits of putting Multiple Eggs in Multiple Baskets and joining us (nights? weekends?) for PART-Time “STARTER STARTUPS!”

WAIT…

CONTACT US FOR: 10+ AudioWhatever.com Examples | 10+ CardWhatever.com Examples | 10+ StickerWhatever.com | 10+ TshirtWhatever.com Examples | 10+ PhoneWhatever.com Examples | 10+ ConfusingWhatever.com Examples | 10+ DollarWhatever.com Examples | 10+ PennyWhatever.com Examples | 10+ PrankWhatever.com Examples | 10+ MotivationalWhatever.com Examples | 10+ RelationshipWhatever.com Examples | 10+ MiscellaneousWhatever.com Examples

365+ Pieces of.… WHATEVER!?!

YES, of course we realize our “Master Plan” is AMBITIOUS & UNCONVENTIONAL (ridiculous & unprecedented?)…

10+ Categories? each with 10+ Collections?? each with 10+ Products/Pieces of Whatever?? (10x10x10=1000?!?)

INDIVIDUALLY, there may not be a single idea below that makes sense to bet on (to spend money, or even to spend time on) — as a Startup, as a Side Hustle, or even just as a Hobby — regardless of whether your goal is ~2.5 Million or ~$250,000 or ~$25,000 or even just ~$2500.

[Spoiler Alert: But, COLLECTIVELY — benefiting from shared resources, economies of scale, a cross promotional network effect, and some additional ReThinkingStartups.com Thoughts/Theories & Improvement Ideas — well, that might be a different story!]


AudioWhatever.com:

300+ pieces of viral audio content, originally part of a million-dollar company with 1000s of funny phone numbers that collectively received 475 MILLION phone calls… Sadly, the company shut down in 2013. But, we still have all the viral audio content — and 1.7 Million Opt-in Fans that have requested to hear from us when we launch new stuff — so a comeback of sorts is underway, testing many different models:

PhoneWhatever.com / TextWhatever.com:





Confusing Stuff you can send your friends:
- Puzzle Pieces
- Monopoly Money
- A nickel (I want my “Nickelback”?)
- Tickets (for what?)
- EmptyEnvelopes.com
- A random baseball card from the 1980's
- A hand of poker (5 playing cards)
- (more)

P.S. 52 cards in a deck; 52 weeks in a year. Coincidence? 1 card per week for a year! — Can’t stop, won’t stop! (unless ordered by law enforcement)


- Save a Penny! 
- Claim a Minute!
- (AudioWhatever.com Premium MP3s)
- (PhoneWhatever.com Premium Humor Hotline)
- Individual Cards (better deal for box of 100)
- Send an Empty Envelope from EmptyEnvelopes.com
- Become an Instant Millionaire! (On paper anyway)
- Send/Receive Shredded Docs/Pics of your Choice
- DefinitionsDelivered.com? MyResponseIs.com? MessagesToBeyond.com? MANY MORE! (ask Jeff to elaborate)


NOTE: Many more “penny” concepts than just the ones below… ask jeff to explain
Yes, we will definitely have a site, PennyWhatever.com, with all varieties… HOWEVER:

[Manage Products COLLECTIVELY…]

[…Market Products INDIVIDUALLY!]

  • — MANY MORE SYMBOLS (Puzzle Piece for Autism speaks, Apple for food charities, etc.)
     — Letters for Initials -> JG + TS
     — Letters for colleges -> UGA? USC? UT? DUKE?
     — Letters for words -> HOPE? BE?
  • JustIntros.com
  • LifeFouls.com
  • SoManyRedFlags.com
  • ReferralWinWin.com
  • PredictionLog.com
  • GetOverItDay.com
  • JobsOfKindness.com
  • MotivationMarks.com
  • DefinitionsDelivered.com vs. DefinitionDelivery.com
  • BadBreathBag.com vs. BetterBreathBag.com
  • PitchingForPartners.com / DoesItAlreadyExist.com / ConsultingWithoutContracts.com / FreeIfYouAgree.com
  • ShitMeals.com?
  • MANY Micro-Sites: AdviceBeforeDates.com, HogwartsAdmissions.com, find full list

PrankWhatever.com Examples:…


Note to self: ProjectWinWin, 1/2bathShower/ChairPod,

Nowhere close to done with this list… probably not even to 80%…. but I’m tired… so I’m gonna stop… for now… but if you saw anything you liked — or want to hear more about — contact us!

Regarding ALL OF THE ABOVE:

Individually, No. 
Individually, Dumb. 
Collectively, Yes. 
Collectively, Smart.

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