The Whatever Network
So please don't judge too harshly! (Please?!?)
A Chaotic Collection of Content, Products, Services, Ideas... WHATEVER!!!
(And "Startup Whatever" programs to find entrepreneurial employees, interns, partners, executives, and co-founders to run it all!)
The internet obviously contains many sites with original/viral content in the form of videos, images, text, etc. But WE are the online leader in viral AUDIO content (non-music). AudioWhatever.com is a growing collection of 10+ category/directory sites (each with 10+ pieces of original audio content), all of which originated with:
RejectionHotline.com - Created 10+ years ago, The Rejection Hotline is a funny fake phone number to give out instead of your real number (to people who can't take a hint or won't take no for an answer). It has received more than 200 MILLION phone calls since inception.
NEW: Rejection Hotline 2.0 - now with Text-Back functionality! (The old Rejection Hotline / Humor Hotlines' phones numbers played audio when called - but nothing happened when texted. Premium 2.0 numbers are programmed with text-back replies!)
- 10+ AudioWhatever.com category/directory sites - each with 10+ tracks of original audio content: FYImessage.com, AudioHaHa.com, AudioAwesome.com, PublicServiceAudio.com, HolidayHaHa.com, AudiYOMAMA.com, JustThoughtYouShouldKnow.com, AudioHonesty.com, AudioComments.com, and more!
10+ single-page, audio-based, micro-sites: 60SecondsThatWillSaveLives.com, AdviceBeforeDates.com, AutomatedSobrietyTest.com, BreakingUpIsEasyToDo.com, HogwartsAdmissions.com, DailyLifeCheck.com, DrunkAlex.com, ItCouldAlwaysSuckMore.com, ListenForLuck.com, PissedOffPoet.com, and more!
- More than 300+ varieties of "Humor Hotlines", which collectively received 475 MILLION PHONE CALLS, making RH Brands LLC a profitable 7-figure company from 2007 to 2013 (business overview here). Some changes in the industry (in-call/mobile marketing) in 2012 forced us to sell off our 2500 phone numbers and shut down the company in 2013... BUT, a comeback attempt is now underway as part of AudioWhatever.com!
- THE REJECTION HOTLINE: 605-475-6968 (200+ Million Calls!)
- Psychiatric Hotline: 605-475-6967 (20+ Million Calls!)
- Hogwarts Admissions Office: 605-475-6961 (6 Million Calls!)
- Bad Breath Notification: 605-475-6959 (18 Million Calls!)
- How to Entertain An Idiot: 605-475-6962 (20+ Million Calls!)
- Sex Addiction Intervention: 605-475-6972 (14 Million Calls!)
- Automated Sobriety Test: 605-475-6958 (6 Million Calls!)
- Divorce Hotline: 605-475-6960 (4 Million Calls!)
- Human Resources: 605-475-6963 (5 Million Calls!)
- It Could Always Suck More: 605-475-6964 (20+ Million Calls!)
- Jury Duty Prank: 605-475-6965 (13 Million Calls!)
- Outsource A Friendship to India: 605-475-6966 (20+ Million Calls!)
- Angry Santa: 605-475-6971 (20+ Million Calls!)
- Stop Complaining: 605-475-6973 (3 Million Calls!)
10+ Category/Brand sites, each with 10+ original Tshirt Designs:
- WalkoffSeason.com, FillInTheBlankShirts.com, SpelingShirts.com, WingDingShirt.com, ItQuacksLikeADuck.com, ShartShirts.com, WordyShirty.com, YouHaveSomethingOnYourShirt.com, ConfusingShirts.com, LivingTheStartupDream.com, and many more!
10+ Products (some new, some re-imagined uses for existing products:
- BadBreathBag.com, OneNightShackPack.com, ItCouldAlwaysSuckMore.com, TimelyMessage.com, LifeFouls.com, TheZikaZapper.com, Reminder****, and much more
- BiteTheHole.com, CheckTheLid.com, EasB, LifeFouls.com, Dots, EatShit, 3-in-1, GOID (+2)
- OpenLetterExperiment.com, ReferralWinWin.com, RToK and RCoK, JustIntros.com, PredictionLog.com, HaHaHate.com...
AND MUCH MORE "WHATEVER" COMING SOON: