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A Chaotic Collection of Content, Products, Services, Ideas... WHATEVER!!!

(And "Startup Whatever" programs to find entrepreneurial employees, interns, partners, executives, and co-founders to run it all!)

AudioWhatever.comThe internet obviously contains many sites with original/viral content in the form of videos, images, text, etc. But WE are the online leader in viral AUDIO content (non-music). AudioWhatever.com is a growing collection of 10+ category/directory sites (each with 10+ pieces of original audio content), all of which originated with:

  • RejectionHotline.com - Created 10+ years ago, The Rejection Hotline is a funny fake phone number to give out instead of your real number (to people who can't take a hint or won't take no for an answer). It has received more than 200 MILLION phone calls since inception.

    NEW: Rejection Hotline 2.0 - now with Text-Back functionality! (The old Rejection Hotline / Humor Hotlines' phones numbers played audio when called - but nothing happened when texted. Premium 2.0 numbers are programmed with text-back replies!)
  • Humor Hotlines -- HumorHotlines.comMore than 300+ varieties of "Humor Hotlines", which collectively received 475 MILLION PHONE CALLS, making RH Brands LLC a profitable 7-figure company  from 2007 to 2013 (business overview here). Some changes in the industry (in-call/mobile marketing) in 2012 forced us to sell off our 2500 phone numbers and shut down the company in 2013... BUT, a comeback attempt is now underway as part of AudioWhatever.com!
    • THE REJECTION HOTLINE: 605-475-6968 (200+ Million Calls!)
    • Psychiatric Hotline: 605-475-6967 (20+ Million Calls!)
    • Hogwarts Admissions Office: 605-475-6961 (6 Million Calls!)
    • Bad Breath Notification: 605-475-6959 (18 Million Calls!)
    • How to Entertain An Idiot: 605-475-6962 (20+ Million Calls!)
    • Sex Addiction Intervention: 605-475-6972 (14 Million Calls!)
    • Automated Sobriety Test: 605-475-6958 (6 Million Calls!)
    • Divorce Hotline: 605-475-6960 (4 Million Calls!)
    • Human Resources: 605-475-6963 (5 Million Calls!)
    • It Could Always Suck More: 605-475-6964 (20+ Million Calls!)
    • Jury Duty Prank: 605-475-6965 (13 Million Calls!)
    • Outsource A Friendship to India: 605-475-6966 (20+ Million Calls!)
    • Angry Santa: 605-475-6971 (20+ Million Calls!)
    • Stop Complaining: 605-475-6973 (3 Million Calls!)

TshirtWhatever.comTshirtWhatever.com
10+ Category/Brand sites, each with 10+ original Tshirt Designs:

StartupWhatever.com

Startup WhateverThoughts & Theories, Projects & Programs, and Startups Seeking Starters! 

     

       

      CheapFunWhatever.com
      Cheap Fun Whatever (Products) 10+ Products (some new, some re-imagined uses for existing products:


      Viral WhateverViralWhatever.com
      • BiteTheHole.com, CheckTheLid.com, EasB, LifeFouls.com, Dots, EatShit, 3-in-1, GOID (+2)

       

      PhoneWhatever.com

       


      MiscellaneousWhatever.com

        AND MUCH MORE "WHATEVER" COMING SOON: