PrankWhatever.com

STOP... Take a deep breath... Relax...

WHATEVER brought you to this page was probably just a prank or a joke! ;)

[For the record, WE don't actually pull our own pranks (anymore).]  We've tried to grow up a little since our founder, Jeff, isn't exactly the young, 20-something funny-guy entrepreneur he was when he started the Rejection Hotline, Humor Hotlines, and all his other stuff. Anyway, NOW, we simply provide the TOOLS that everyone ELSE can use to pull THEIR Pranks and Jokes (on April Fools Day and/or all year!).

With that said, please enjoy the stuff below (much more to be added soon!)

Need a phone number for an April Fools Prank or a random Joke?
Try them all (calls and texts), then use/share whichever ones you like!
The PRANK ASSISTANT:  
310-746-5739   
(or if this is easier to remember:  
310-PINK-SEX)
1 Voice call. 1 Text response. (Then it goes back to Busy Signals)

PrankWhatever.com Helper Number:  

415-723-6397
(or if this is easier to remember: 
415-SAD-NEWS)
Frustration Hotline:  
312-967-6621
NOTE: NO RESPONSE TO TEXTS. BUSY SIGNAL FOR ALL CALLS.  HENCE, THE "FRUSTRATION" HOTLINE