Heads or Tails
Is this dumb? Maybe. But you're going to wish you had this heads/tails penny card the next time you need to flip a coin but don't have one! Look, just to be...
Sale price $0.69 $0.69
Pi Card
Never leave home without Pi in your pocket!!!
Sale price $0.33 $0.33
Harry Potter's Business Card!?
WTF?! Is this Harry Potter's business card?! HogwartsAdmissions.com?! And there's a Hogwarts Hotline phone number to find out if you got accepted?!
"Go To Hell" Card
Ever make a comment so bad that you deserve to go to hell?
"Get Out Of Hell Free" Card!
Isn't it worth spending the dollar JUST IN CASE you actually DO end up in hell?? Think about how much that would suck - burning in the flames of hell for...
I-69 [in many states] - Where do YOU 69?
Better deal with larger quantities - so buy 100 (or 1000?!?) and pass 'em out to friends, family, strangers, ANYONE/EVERYONE!!!
Duck, Duck, Goose! (GOOSE Card)
Regular price $1.00 $1.00
ROCK (from Rock, Paper, Scissors set)
PAPER (from Rock, Paper, Scissors set)
SCISSORS (from Rock, Paper, Scissors set)
It Looks Like A Duck… It Quacks Like A Duck…
Duck, Duck, Goose! (DUCK Card)
I literally can't even...
You Got This!
Everybody needs a little encouragement every now and then!
Wanna Make Out? (Or Nah?)
Whether you're seriously asking the question... or just trying to be funny...
Unsubscribe
Ever want to tell some one to go away, to stop talking, or that you're just not interested??? UNSUBSCRIBE (in real life!)
Ctrl+Alt+Del
Sometimes you just need to.... Ctrl + Alt + Del
STOP (then select option)
PUNCH Card
We thought this was a funny pun (punny?), but we're a little nervous about how people are gonna use these... We shouldn't have to say this, but, for the record:...
Will You Accept This Rose?
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