Pi Card
Never leave home without Pi in your pocket!!!
Sale price $0.33 $0.33
Heads or Tails
Is this dumb? Maybe. But you're going to wish you had this heads/tails penny card the next time you need to flip a coin but don't have one! Look, just to be...
Sale price $0.69 $0.69
Harry Potter's Business Card!?
WTF?! Is this Harry Potter's business card?! HogwartsAdmissions.com?! And there's a Hogwarts Hotline phone number to find out if you got accepted?!
"Go To Hell" Card
Ever make a comment so bad that you deserve to go to hell?
"Get Out Of Hell Free" Card!
Isn't it worth spending the dollar JUST IN CASE you actually DO end up in hell?? Think about how much that would suck - burning in the flames of hell for...
You Got This!
Everybody needs a little encouragement every now and then!
Will You Accept This Rose?
Wanna Make Out? (Or Nah?)
Whether you're seriously asking the question... or just trying to be funny...
Unsubscribe
Ever want to tell some one to go away, to stop talking, or that you're just not interested??? UNSUBSCRIBE (in real life!)
Tired
Whenever you catch a friend falling asleep, give them this card!
STOP!
STOP (then select option)
SCISSORS (from Rock, Paper, Scissors set)
Better deal with larger quantities - so buy 100 (or 1000?!?) and pass 'em out to friends, family, strangers, ANYONE/EVERYONE!!!
ROCK (from Rock, Paper, Scissors set)
PUNCH Card
We thought this was a funny pun (punny?), but we're a little nervous about how people are gonna use these... We shouldn't have to say this, but, for the record:...
PAPER (from Rock, Paper, Scissors set)
MOIST CARD (2-sided card) + MOIST TOWELETTE
Many people... Often have... Inexplicably... Strong reactions... To certain words! NOTE: We haven't integrated all our sites yet, so the shirts are still sold separately at www.MOISTshirts.com
Sale price $1.69 $1.69
Million Dollar Card
The Retail Value of this Card is $1,000,000. (One Million Dollars!)The fact that we might decide to offer a generous, limited-time discount of $999,999 (bringing the purchase price down slightly...
Sale price $1.00 $1.00
It Looks Like A Duck… It Quacks Like A Duck…
I-69 [in many states] - Where do YOU 69?
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